Anti-jokes

If anyone has any good anti-jokes, I would really enjoy hearing them.

Don't know what an anti joke is?
Here is an exaple:
Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion.
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Q: What did the boy with no legs get for christmas?
A: Cancer.
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and jokes along that line. Anti-jokes are not meant to be offensive, so please refreain from using vulgar language; although you can make fun of races and creeds in a more polite manner.

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  • 2

    why did the little kid fall off his bike?
    he was hit by a car... :P

    why did the man fall off his bike?
    someone threw a fridge at him...

    why did the baby fall out of a tree?
    it was dead...

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  • 2

    I don't quite get it

    • peace
    • July 20, 2011, 12:31 pm
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  • 2

    Whats the difference between a grocery bag and Michael Jackson?
    -One holds groceries and the other molests children.

    Two guys are walking down the street... I forgot the punchline but your mom's a whore.

    How do you stop a clown from smiling?
    -Hit him with an axe.

    Your mother is so stupid that she was tested and proved to be mentally retarded.

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  • 2

    how did the fat guy survive the plane crash?

    he didnt. he died like everybody else

    • 720Z
    • July 20, 2011, 2:39 pm
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