Anti-jokes
If anyone has any good anti-jokes, I would really enjoy hearing them.
Don't know what an anti joke is?
Here is an exaple:
Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion.
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Q: What did the boy with no legs get for christmas?
A: Cancer.
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and jokes along that line. Anti-jokes are not meant to be offensive, so please refreain from using vulgar language; although you can make fun of races and creeds in a more polite manner.
Don't know what an anti joke is?
Here is an exaple:
Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion.
---
Q: What did the boy with no legs get for christmas?
A: Cancer.
-----
and jokes along that line. Anti-jokes are not meant to be offensive, so please refreain from using vulgar language; although you can make fun of races and creeds in a more polite manner.
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Posted: 2011-07-20 06:35:30
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Whats the difference between a grocery bag and Michael Jackson?
-One holds groceries and the other molests children.
Two guys are walking down the street... I forgot the punchline but your mom's a whore.
How do you stop a clown from smiling?
-Hit him with an axe.
Your mother is so stupid that she was tested and proved to be mentally retarded.
-One holds groceries and the other molests children.
Two guys are walking down the street... I forgot the punchline but your mom's a whore.
How do you stop a clown from smiling?
-Hit him with an axe.
Your mother is so stupid that she was tested and proved to be mentally retarded.
he was hit by a car... :P
why did the man fall off his bike?
someone threw a fridge at him...
why did the baby fall out of a tree?
it was dead...