Animal Rides

If there were no cars, and everyone rode around on animals, what would you use?

I'd ride a rhino so I could gore any sum-bitch in my way.

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  • 16

    leonopterix - animal rides

    • Math
    • March 10, 2010, 3:22 am
    that link... below the picture.... it doesn't subscribe me to fucking cinefex! D:<
    - Disco October 8, 2010, 3:32 am
    And?
    - Math October 8, 2010, 3:36 am
    That. would. be. so. fucking. cool.
    - Kola October 8, 2010, 5:53 am
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  • 12

    lmao thats awesome and all but y not ride on this
    Dark Magician Girl Vector fin by Mechachu

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  • 9

    Whatever the fuck it wants!

    • Math
    • March 11, 2010, 2:49 am
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  • 8

    Let's do this shit

    turtle - animal rides

    • Dannyl
    • October 8, 2010, 3:36 am
    I guess you have an excuse for being late for work?
    - SuDoku October 8, 2010, 3:39 am
    I'm riding a turtle to work, their argument is invalid
    - Dannyl October 8, 2010, 3:40 am
    I see a moti poster right there...
    - SuDoku October 8, 2010, 3:41 am
    Consider it done, there was a picture of a man riding one but this was cuter, i have however had to amend the caption accordingly

    - Dannyl October 8, 2010, 3:44 am
    You sir deserver a +1 for that.
    - SuDoku October 8, 2010, 3:45 am
    +1 (but you do know that's a tortoise)
    - Math October 8, 2010, 3:50 am
    i googled cat riding turtle and saw this. google doesn't lie
    - Dannyl October 8, 2010, 4:55 am
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  • 7

    basement horse demotivational poster 1245862728

    Because only normal people have horses... and horses are normal...

    • Dawn
    • March 8, 2010, 7:04 pm
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  • 7

    man bear pig 784421

    Im super cereal!
    - GinjaNinja October 9, 2010, 5:01 pm
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  • 6

    probbly on a liger or somthing

    You realise a liger is an actual living creature right? not some magical thing
    - Dannyl October 8, 2010, 3:35 am
    - Jackylegs October 8, 2010, 3:59 am
    I know that, but Napolean Dynamite's version is much more bad ass



    - Madstyx October 9, 2010, 4:47 pm
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  • 6

    an ostrich + think of the omelets you could make from their huge eggs.

    you have an ostrich that lays eggs and i have a T-Rex that lays bacon

    but really id just like to ride a big wolf because their cool also im afraid of them and i will be concurring my fear
    - hightec October 8, 2010, 12:17 pm
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  • 6

    but a jet is not an animal jeez read the question

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  • 5

    A midget

    • Smokey
    • January 26, 2010, 1:05 am
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  • 5

    A charzard (Pokemon)

    • ember
    • February 16, 2010, 11:21 am
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  • 5

    I wonder if she has to put lotion on her nub?

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  • 5

    Yeah... its pretty much my favorite animal. Preferred skills in magic.

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  • 5

    No man or beast could stand against this
    Pedo bear

    Yes but you see, he'd be riding you if you're under 16..
    - SuDoku October 8, 2010, 5:44 am
    dude that is totaly true
    - moelester October 8, 2010, 2:02 pm
    I totally thought of using Pedobear but was un-sure of the feedback I would get! +1 to you for taking an idea I thought of using and actually using it.
    - XxDaminalsxX October 8, 2010, 2:52 pm
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  • 4

    bacon of course :D

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  • 4

    I'd have an elephant, or if we're all looking at the fantasy animals here, an Oliphant from Lord of the Rings. Stop me with your freaking rhino now ;)

    oliphant - animal rides

    • SuDoku
    • October 8, 2010, 3:33 am
    I feed my rhino ride a steady diet of cocaine, small children, and steroids. Bring it on!
    - CaptinCrunk October 8, 2010, 4:51 am
    Touché.. For now...

    But seriously, how the frig am I meant to top that? Can my Oliphant be the rhino's minion then, just so you don't splat it?
    - SuDoku October 8, 2010, 5:21 am
    Then I choose Fell Beast if we're talking LOTR I would ride my Fell Beast to work EVERYDAY. Tale that flying sharks and Oliphaunts.


    - XxDaminalsxX October 8, 2010, 2:46 pm
    Eagles for the win Bizznitch :)
    - SuDoku October 9, 2010, 12:22 am
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  • 4

    shadowfax2 - animal rides


    SHADOWFAX!

    • Kola
    • October 8, 2010, 6:00 am
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  • 3

    a pterodactyl, because they're badass

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  • 3

    JET!!! you said no CAR

    • 720Z
    • March 8, 2010, 3:51 pm
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  • 3

    A fire breathing flying Black Dragon. Who came equipped with a turret (just in case some sons of bitches who were fire resistant got in my way).

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  • 3

    i did it said there were no cars and it asked what i would use!!
    it never said i had to choose an animal

    • 720Z
    • March 9, 2010, 1:24 pm
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  • 3

    "and everyone rode around on animals, what would you use?"

    • jokin
    • March 10, 2010, 6:24 am
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  • 3

    keep dreaming shitball

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  • 3

    awws stole my idea

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  • 3

    XD

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  • 3

    id ride a grammar nazi cause technically they're not human one of them will correct my statement lolz but really id ride on a king black dragon or a corporeal beast or a kree'ara look them up on google

    *I'd
    *because
    *. One
    *, but
    *I'd
    *. Look
    *Google.
    - Ertrov October 9, 2010, 6:08 pm
    Isn't Nazi supposed to be capitalized also?
    - xxkisamexx October 9, 2010, 6:23 pm
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  • 3

    timelostprotodrake - animal rides

    • BEASTY
    • June 18, 2010, 9:29 pm
    To counter against your dragon mount:


    - XxDaminalsxX October 8, 2010, 3:58 am
    to counter the dead dragon a bigger dead dragon
    - BEASTY October 8, 2010, 5:53 am
    Your Ally so it doesn't count.
    - XxDaminalsxX October 8, 2010, 2:33 pm
    ally is better..... stop whining
    - BEASTY October 8, 2010, 2:44 pm
    Not whining just making a point. And please don't tell ME that Ally is better. Because then I would be inclined to say that Horde is better. Then we would have one big argument over which side is better and why and in the end nobody would really win. So please don't spark an argument that no one's going to win.
    - XxDaminalsxX October 8, 2010, 2:50 pm
    fair point and its to early to argue
    - BEASTY October 8, 2010, 11:47 pm
    ALLY FTW. U cannot beat dwarves. It simply cannot be done.
    Also

    I have one and there awesomeness.
    - GinjaNinja October 9, 2010, 5:03 pm
    dwarf shammys should have beer kegs for totems they dont it angers me
    Magic Rooster????
    - BEASTY October 10, 2010, 12:42 am
    true about the kegs. Nice Cock.
    - GinjaNinja October 10, 2010, 8:55 am
    Why does everybody like Ally? I'm Horde because they're kick ass.
    - XxDaminalsxX October 10, 2010, 9:01 am
    aww you so nasty
    - BEASTY October 10, 2010, 9:20 am
    cos everything we do works.... and isnt made of wood ie warsong gulch your gate falls over ours rises
    - BEASTY October 10, 2010, 9:21 am
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  • 3

    Id ride this badass animal.

    wolf20hybrid - animal rides


    Apparently its a Wolf/Deer/Bat hybrid.

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  • 3

    You're all probably going to laugh at me, but I'd ride a Yugioh monster - the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon. :]


    Blue EyesUltimateDragon2

    I thought about that but then decided, nah.
    - XxDaminalsxX October 8, 2010, 3:57 am
    naughty naughty tut tut
    - BEASTY October 8, 2010, 5:54 am
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  • 3

    Iron-bound proto drake
    iron bound proto drake

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  • 3

    Don't think about the feeling of your cocks rubbing whilst your double penetrating her either that's just gay too.

    • Math
    • June 20, 2010, 12:09 pm
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  • 3

    Winged Wolf by Nambroth


    I would ride this. Cause wolfs are epic enough, give them fucking wings and they because just that more awsome!

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  • 3

    Do these count as animals?

    ligerzero - animal rides



    MMPR Red Dragon



    serpentaradragon - animal rides


    mount - animal rides


    sindy mount


    and i'll throw this in because; IT'S A WALKING BATHTUB! It's not an animal but who wouldn't want this?
    350px bathtub - animal rides

    No. Not.
    - Jackylegs November 6, 2010, 9:15 pm
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  • 2

    A stegosaurus

    • peace
    • March 8, 2010, 3:07 am
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  • 2

    What do you feed that thing?

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  • 2

    i'd ride a cheeta............ let those car jackers fuck with me!! lol!

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  • 2

    A horse.

    If it aint broke...

    Then it needs breaking in. Lol.
    - GinjaNinja October 9, 2010, 5:07 pm
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  • 2

    i would ride an elk it comes with handlebars and everything

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  • 2

    i would ride a T-rex how you gonna mess with that

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  • 2

    uhhhhh isnt the mom supposed to ride you you know this isnt soviet russia XD

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  • 2

    I would most probably ride a Hybrid species of Yak + Oxen. Of course with some cushion on its back...

    • Adhiya
    • June 18, 2010, 10:54 pm
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  • 2

    a yoshi

    piccolo - animal rides

    wtf... thats not yoshi... that's piccolo.. o_O
    - Disco October 8, 2010, 3:31 am
    It's a DBZ Abridged reference. Goku goes: "Piccolo? Can I ask you something"? Piccolo: "Sure" Goku: "Are you a yoshi?" Piccolo: "What the.... yes Goku i'm a fuc**** green dinosaur!" Goku: "Then... can I ride you?". DBZ Abridged FTW
    - XxDaminalsxX October 8, 2010, 4:06 am
    thansk for getting the reference
    - gamma935 October 8, 2010, 9:21 am
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  • 2

    All of these would be in my garage. (scroll down a bit)


    http://www.crunchyroll.com/group/Dragon_Kingdom

    ew not the undead dragon. The people in kmart would get pissed off if you brought bits of dead dragon in on the soles of your shoes.
    - Jackylegs October 8, 2010, 4:04 am
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  • 2

    Something Divine...
    wp khalnihydra 2560x1600 - animal rides

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  • 2

    I would ride a chimera because those things are just scary as hell

    chimera - animal rides

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  • 2

    I don't get a mount till level 20 :(

    • btw32
    • October 9, 2010, 4:58 pm
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  • 2

    A cactus!

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  • 2

    Godzilla. Your argument is invalid.

    • Ertrov
    • October 9, 2010, 6:18 pm
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  • 2

    32482shot - animal rides

    I nice big, fluffy bear. :) Polar bears are awesome and adorable!

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  • 2

    A freaking ostrich, those things are craaazy fast. :D

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  • 2

    Man i ride a racing snail like in the never ending story
    thumbnail - animal rides

    • RAC3R17
    • February 23, 2011, 10:25 pm
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    CrazyJay used FLY!

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    haha epic. i posted the iron-bound proto drake :P

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    • Bekenel
    • October 10, 2010, 1:21 am
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  • 1

    I would ride an Okapi.
    okapi2 - animal rides

    • juniper
    • November 7, 2010, 1:08 am
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  • 1

    Imagine it being about 50000000 bigger than you...
    my perfect ride :D
    dragon - animal rides

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  • 1

    mga 02 - animal rides

    This!!

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  • 0

    id carpool with you

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  • 0

    i get the back

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  • 0

    but she does have a nice ass right?

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  • 0

    stick your thumb in and find out

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  • 0

    already did its niccceeeeeeeee

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  • -1

    hmm, i'd rather walk or maybe ride a horse like a normal person

    Okay.... Dawn has completely lost me. The moti doesn't really go with the caption for one..... but i'm not judging. I used an un-dead horse if that counts?
    - XxDaminalsxX October 8, 2010, 2:55 pm
    - Dawn October 8, 2010, 3:19 pm
    not THAT undead more like:

    - XxDaminalsxX October 8, 2010, 3:22 pm
    Tch... Death Knights can't tank!
    - Dawn October 8, 2010, 3:40 pm
    Says you! If you're Frost DK's can tank!
    - XxDaminalsxX October 8, 2010, 3:43 pm
    Our experience as a level 60-70 holy priestess says otherwise!We got killed so many times by shitty DK Frost Tanks who have no idea what they are doing at all! DKs are like any small toy you get in a happy meal, mass-produced in China and less then a forth work right.
    - Dawn October 8, 2010, 3:56 pm
    (I mean this in the most respectful way possible I hope I don't come off as a dick that plays WoW all the time) Only difference is we worked for the Lich King, you didn't! Did ally's get to ride a Frost Brood and get to completely annihilate Crimson Crusader occupied towns? We even got to shoot cannons at people and ride skeletal griffon's.
    - XxDaminalsxX October 8, 2010, 4:07 pm
    ...If your argument is that a level 80 would kill a level 60, we're not even going to bother with your response. Captain Obvious would be proud. There is no respectful way to say that without making yourself look like the person with the smallest dick in the room. Not to mention that Holy is meant for HEALING and Shadow is meant for KILLING. The intended purposes are rather different now aren't they?...

    As for shooting cannons and riding skeletons... You still suck at tanking =P So thats the only thing you get in exchange. A good DK tank is something every healer will love as they can tend to heal themselves a little bit and last longer without having to even bother thinking about it, but the majority are complete shit. Besides that, We play Horde, not Ally.
    - Dawn October 8, 2010, 4:16 pm
    Just realizing that, I apologize. Comment edited. Convo can resume as normal if you wish.
    - XxDaminalsxX October 8, 2010, 4:18 pm
    I dont know but I would do it for her
    - RAC3R17 February 23, 2011, 10:32 pm
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  • -1

    thats what the question asked, if i could ride anything it would be your mom. have you seen your mom, she is hot!

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  • -1

    nice. i can't wait to double team captincrunks mom HA! just remeber elver, never cross the streams, thats just gay.

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  • -1

    thats what i said, no crossing the streams! ;)

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  • -1

    the back blowhole is yours matee.

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  • -3

    i would do what i do every day, ride yo mama!

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