Animal Rides

If there were no cars, and everyone rode around on animals, what would you use?

I'd ride a rhino so I could gore any sum-bitch in my way.

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  • 12

    lmao thats awesome and all but y not ride on this
    Dark Magician Girl Vector fin by Mechachu

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  • 9

    Whatever the fuck it wants!

    • Math
    • March 11, 2010, 2:49 am
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  • 8

    Let's do this shit

    turtle - animal rides

    • Dannyl
    • October 8, 2010, 3:36 am
    I guess you have an excuse for being late for work?
    - SuDoku October 8, 2010, 3:39 am
    I'm riding a turtle to work, their argument is invalid
    - Dannyl October 8, 2010, 3:40 am
    I see a moti poster right there...
    - SuDoku October 8, 2010, 3:41 am
    Consider it done, there was a picture of a man riding one but this was cuter, i have however had to amend the caption accordingly

    - Dannyl October 8, 2010, 3:44 am
    You sir deserver a +1 for that.
    - SuDoku October 8, 2010, 3:45 am
    +1 (but you do know that's a tortoise)
    - Math October 8, 2010, 3:50 am
    i googled cat riding turtle and saw this. google doesn't lie
    - Dannyl October 8, 2010, 4:55 am
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  • 7

    basement horse demotivational poster 1245862728

    Because only normal people have horses... and horses are normal...

    • Dawn
    • March 8, 2010, 7:04 pm
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  • 6

    but a jet is not an animal jeez read the question

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  • 5

    I wonder if she has to put lotion on her nub?

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  • 5

    Yeah... its pretty much my favorite animal. Preferred skills in magic.

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  • 5

    No man or beast could stand against this
    Pedo bear

    Yes but you see, he'd be riding you if you're under 16..
    - SuDoku October 8, 2010, 5:44 am
    dude that is totaly true
    - moelester October 8, 2010, 2:02 pm
    I totally thought of using Pedobear but was un-sure of the feedback I would get! +1 to you for taking an idea I thought of using and actually using it.
    - XxDaminalsxX October 8, 2010, 2:52 pm
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  • 4

    bacon of course :D

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  • 4

    I'd have an elephant, or if we're all looking at the fantasy animals here, an Oliphant from Lord of the Rings. Stop me with your freaking rhino now ;)

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    • SuDoku
    • October 8, 2010, 3:33 am
    I feed my rhino ride a steady diet of cocaine, small children, and steroids. Bring it on!
    - CaptinCrunk October 8, 2010, 4:51 am
    Touché.. For now...

    But seriously, how the frig am I meant to top that? Can my Oliphant be the rhino's minion then, just so you don't splat it?
    - SuDoku October 8, 2010, 5:21 am
    Then I choose Fell Beast if we're talking LOTR I would ride my Fell Beast to work EVERYDAY. Tale that flying sharks and Oliphaunts.


    - XxDaminalsxX October 8, 2010, 2:46 pm
    Eagles for the win Bizznitch :)
    - SuDoku October 9, 2010, 12:22 am
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  • 4

    shadowfax2 - animal rides


    SHADOWFAX!

    • Kola
    • October 8, 2010, 6:00 am
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  • 3

    i did it said there were no cars and it asked what i would use!!
    it never said i had to choose an animal

    • 720Z
    • March 9, 2010, 1:24 pm
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  • 3

    "and everyone rode around on animals, what would you use?"

    • jokin
    • March 10, 2010, 6:24 am
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  • 3

    keep dreaming shitball

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  • 3

    awws stole my idea

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  • 3

    XD

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  • 3

    Don't think about the feeling of your cocks rubbing whilst your double penetrating her either that's just gay too.

    • Math
    • June 20, 2010, 12:09 pm
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  • 3

    Do these count as animals?

    ligerzero - animal rides



    MMPR Red Dragon



    serpentaradragon - animal rides


    mount - animal rides


    sindy mount


    and i'll throw this in because; IT'S A WALKING BATHTUB! It's not an animal but who wouldn't want this?
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    No. Not.
    - Jackylegs November 6, 2010, 9:15 pm
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  • 2

    What do you feed that thing?

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  • 2

    uhhhhh isnt the mom supposed to ride you you know this isnt soviet russia XD

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  • 2

    Something Divine...
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  • 2

    I would ride a chimera because those things are just scary as hell

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  • 2

    I don't get a mount till level 20 :(

    • btw32
    • October 9, 2010, 4:58 pm
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  • 2

    A cactus!

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  • 2

    Godzilla. Your argument is invalid.

    • Ertrov
    • October 9, 2010, 6:18 pm
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  • 2

    32482shot - animal rides

    I nice big, fluffy bear. :) Polar bears are awesome and adorable!

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  • 2

    A freaking ostrich, those things are craaazy fast. :D

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  • 2

    Man i ride a racing snail like in the never ending story
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    • RAC3R17
    • February 23, 2011, 10:25 pm
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  • 1

    CrazyJay used FLY!

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  • 1

    haha epic. i posted the iron-bound proto drake :P

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    • Bekenel
    • October 10, 2010, 1:21 am
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  • 1

    I would ride an Okapi.
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    • juniper
    • November 7, 2010, 1:08 am
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  • 1

    Imagine it being about 50000000 bigger than you...
    my perfect ride :D
    dragon - animal rides

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  • 1

    mga 02 - animal rides

    This!!

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  • 0

    id carpool with you

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  • 0

    i get the back

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  • 0

    but she does have a nice ass right?

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  • 0

    stick your thumb in and find out

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  • 0

    already did its niccceeeeeeeee

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  • -1

    thats what the question asked, if i could ride anything it would be your mom. have you seen your mom, she is hot!

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  • -1

    nice. i can't wait to double team captincrunks mom HA! just remeber elver, never cross the streams, thats just gay.

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  • -1

    thats what i said, no crossing the streams! ;)

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  • -1

    the back blowhole is yours matee.

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