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If there were no cars, and everyone rode around on animals, what would you use?

I'd ride a rhino so I could gore any sum-bitch in my way.

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Posted: 2010-01-22 19:08:19
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Math
Math
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Posted: 2010-03-10 03:22:30 Report Reply
Disco
Disco
Rank: #33
that link... below the picture.... it doesn't subscribe me to fucking cinefex! D:<
Posted: 2010-10-08 03:32:05 Report Reply
Math
Math
Rank: #9
And?
Posted: 2010-10-08 03:36:26 Report Reply
What do you feed that thing?
Posted: 2010-03-10 19:49:01 Report Reply
Math
Math
Rank: #9
Whatever the fuck it wants!
Posted: 2010-03-11 02:49:22 Report Reply
bacon of course :D
Posted: 2010-06-18 11:11:41 Report Reply
Kola
Kola
Rank: #1177
That. would. be. so. fucking. cool.
Posted: 2010-10-08 05:53:37 Report Reply
Dannyl
Dannyl
Rank: #6
Let's do this shit

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Posted: 2010-10-08 03:36:01 Report Reply
SuDoku
SuDoku
Rank: #18
I guess you have an excuse for being late for work?
Posted: 2010-10-08 03:39:16 Report Reply
Dannyl
Dannyl
Rank: #6
I'm riding a turtle to work, their argument is invalid
Posted: 2010-10-08 03:40:15 Report Reply
SuDoku
SuDoku
Rank: #18
I see a moti poster right there...
Posted: 2010-10-08 03:41:18 Report Reply
Dannyl
Dannyl
Rank: #6
Consider it done, there was a picture of a man riding one but this was cuter, i have however had to amend the caption accordingly

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Posted: 2010-10-08 03:44:29 Report Reply
Math
Math
Rank: #9
+1 (but you do know that's a tortoise)
Posted: 2010-10-08 03:50:27 Report Reply
Dannyl
Dannyl
Rank: #6
i googled cat riding turtle and saw this. google doesn't lie
Posted: 2010-10-08 04:55:48 Report Reply
SuDoku
SuDoku
Rank: #18
You sir deserver a +1 for that.
Posted: 2010-10-08 03:45:28 Report Reply

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Posted: 2010-06-20 14:59:26 Report Reply
Im super cereal!
Posted: 2010-10-09 17:01:24 Report Reply
probbly on a liger or somthing
Posted: 2010-01-24 14:20:24 Report Reply
Madstyx
Madstyx
Rank: #256
Yeah... its pretty much my favorite animal. Preferred skills in magic.
Posted: 2010-06-20 07:34:05 Report Reply
Dannyl
Dannyl
Rank: #6
You realise a liger is an actual living creature right? not some magical thing
Posted: 2010-10-08 03:35:06 Report Reply
Madstyx
Madstyx
Rank: #256
I know that, but Napolean Dynamite's version is much more bad ass



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Posted: 2010-10-09 16:47:43 Report Reply
Jackylegs
Jackylegs
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Posted: 2010-10-08 03:59:00 Report Reply
an ostrich + think of the omelets you could make from their huge eggs.

Posted: 2010-03-08 03:38:25 Report Reply
hightec
hightec
Rank: #116
you have an ostrich that lays eggs and i have a T-Rex that lays bacon

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but really id just like to ride a big wolf because their cool also im afraid of them and i will be concurring my fear
Posted: 2010-10-08 12:17:51 Report Reply
Smokey
Smokey
Rank: #321
A midget
Posted: 2010-01-26 01:05:55 Report Reply
xxkisamexx
xxkisamexx
Rank: #38
XD
Posted: 2010-06-18 21:22:00 Report Reply
ember
ember
Rank: #54
A charzard (Pokemon)
Posted: 2010-02-16 11:21:58 Report Reply
CrazyJay
CrazyJay
Rank: #111
CrazyJay used FLY!
Posted: 2010-06-18 17:41:58 Report Reply
GeckoEB
GeckoEB
Rank: #394
No man or beast could stand against this

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Posted: 2010-10-08 05:41:20 Report Reply
SuDoku
SuDoku
Rank: #18
Yes but you see, he'd be riding you if you're under 16..
Posted: 2010-10-08 05:44:47 Report Reply
moelester
moelester
Rank: #57
dude that is totaly true
Posted: 2010-10-08 14:02:45 Report Reply
I totally thought of using Pedobear but was un-sure of the feedback I would get! +1 to you for taking an idea I thought of using and actually using it.
Posted: 2010-10-08 14:52:54 Report Reply
SuDoku
SuDoku
Rank: #18
I'd have an elephant, or if we're all looking at the fantasy animals here, an Oliphant from Lord of the Rings. Stop me with your freaking rhino now ;)

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Posted: 2010-10-08 03:33:28 Report Reply
CaptinCrunk
CaptinCrunk
Rank: #5
I feed my rhino ride a steady diet of cocaine, small children, and steroids. Bring it on!
Posted: 2010-10-08 04:51:48 Report Reply
SuDoku
SuDoku
Rank: #18
Touché.. For now...

But seriously, how the frig am I meant to top that? Can my Oliphant be the rhino's minion then, just so you don't splat it?
Posted: 2010-10-08 05:21:26 Report Reply
Then I choose Fell Beast if we're talking LOTR I would ride my Fell Beast to work EVERYDAY. Tale that flying sharks and Oliphaunts.


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Posted: 2010-10-08 14:46:35 Report Reply
SuDoku
SuDoku
Rank: #18
Eagles for the win Bizznitch :)

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Posted: 2010-10-09 00:22:34 Report Reply
Kola
Kola
Rank: #1177

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SHADOWFAX!
Posted: 2010-10-08 06:00:37 Report Reply
a pterodactyl, because they're badass
Posted: 2010-01-22 21:33:59 Report Reply
xxkisamexx
xxkisamexx
Rank: #38
awws stole my idea
Posted: 2010-06-18 21:21:48 Report Reply
720Z
720Z
Rank: #74
JET!!! you said no CAR
Posted: 2010-03-08 15:51:00 Report Reply
lingauno
Rank: #662
but a jet is not an animal jeez read the question
Posted: 2010-03-08 19:24:26 Report Reply
720Z
720Z
Rank: #74
i did it said there were no cars and it asked what i would use!!
it never said i had to choose an animal
Posted: 2010-03-09 13:24:17 Report Reply
jokin
jokin
Rank: #305
"and everyone rode around on animals, what would you use?"
Posted: 2010-03-10 06:24:17 Report Reply
lingauno
Rank: #662
A fire breathing flying Black Dragon. Who came equipped with a turret (just in case some sons of bitches who were fire resistant got in my way).
Posted: 2010-03-08 19:22:52 Report Reply
xxkisamexx
xxkisamexx
Rank: #38
id ride a grammar nazi cause technically they're not human one of them will correct my statement lolz but really id ride on a king black dragon or a corporeal beast or a kree'ara look them up on google
Posted: 2010-06-18 21:27:56 Report Reply
Ertrov
Ertrov
Rank: #40
*I'd
*because
*. One
*, but
*I'd
*. Look
*Google.
Posted: 2010-10-09 18:08:13 Report Reply
xxkisamexx
xxkisamexx
Rank: #38
Isn't Nazi supposed to be capitalized also?
Posted: 2010-10-09 18:23:54 Report Reply
BEASTY
BEASTY
Rank: #46

timelostprotodrake - Animal Rides

Posted: 2010-06-18 21:29:11 Report Reply
To counter against your dragon mount:


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Posted: 2010-10-08 03:58:17 Report Reply
BEASTY
BEASTY
Rank: #46
to counter the dead dragon a bigger dead dragon

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Posted: 2010-10-08 05:53:19 Report Reply
Your Ally so it doesn't count.
Posted: 2010-10-08 14:33:06 Report Reply
BEASTY
BEASTY
Rank: #46
ally is better..... stop whining
Posted: 2010-10-08 14:44:25 Report Reply
Not whining just making a point. And please don't tell ME that Ally is better. Because then I would be inclined to say that Horde is better. Then we would have one big argument over which side is better and why and in the end nobody would really win. So please don't spark an argument that no one's going to win.
Posted: 2010-10-08 14:50:42 Report Reply
BEASTY
BEASTY
Rank: #46
fair point and its to early to argue
Posted: 2010-10-08 23:47:16 Report Reply
ALLY FTW. U cannot beat dwarves. It simply cannot be done.
Also

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I have one and there awesomeness.
Posted: 2010-10-09 17:03:08 Report Reply
BEASTY
BEASTY
Rank: #46
dwarf shammys should have beer kegs for totems they dont it angers me
Magic Rooster????

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Posted: 2010-10-10 00:42:59 Report Reply
true about the kegs. Nice Cock.
Posted: 2010-10-10 08:55:39 Report
BEASTY
BEASTY
Rank: #46
aww you so nasty
Posted: 2010-10-10 09:20:44 Report
Why does everybody like Ally? I'm Horde because they're kick ass.
Posted: 2010-10-10 09:01:55 Report Reply
BEASTY
BEASTY
Rank: #46
cos everything we do works.... and isnt made of wood ie warsong gulch your gate falls over ours rises
Posted: 2010-10-10 09:21:52 Report
haha epic. i posted the iron-bound proto drake :P
Posted: 2010-06-20 10:38:06 Report Reply
Id ride this badass animal.

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Apparently its a Wolf/Deer/Bat hybrid.
Posted: 2010-06-19 10:14:20 Report Reply
xxjonxx66
xxjonxx66
Rank: #177
You're all probably going to laugh at me, but I'd ride a Yugioh monster - the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon. :]


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Posted: 2010-06-19 10:22:02 Report Reply
joey3636
joey3636
Rank: #107
lmao thats awesome and all but y not ride on this

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Posted: 2010-06-20 18:23:18 Report Reply
BEASTY
BEASTY
Rank: #46
naughty naughty tut tut
Posted: 2010-10-08 05:54:55 Report Reply
I thought about that but then decided, nah.
Posted: 2010-10-08 03:57:17 Report Reply
Iron-bound proto drake

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Posted: 2010-06-20 10:37:27 Report Reply
zooboy338
zooboy338
Rank: #238

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I would ride this. Cause wolfs are epic enough, give them fucking wings and they because just that more awsome!
Posted: 2010-06-20 13:46:28 Report Reply
Do these count as animals?

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and i'll throw this in because; IT'S A WALKING BATHTUB! It's not an animal but who wouldn't want this?

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Posted: 2010-10-08 04:01:50 Report Reply
Jackylegs
Jackylegs
Rank: #118
No. Not.
Posted: 2010-11-06 21:15:33 Report Reply
peace
peace
Rank: #60
A stegosaurus
Posted: 2010-03-08 03:07:07 Report Reply
i'd ride a cheeta............ let those car jackers fuck with me!! lol!
Posted: 2010-03-11 05:51:00 Report Reply
A horse.

If it aint broke...
Posted: 2010-03-11 05:53:58 Report Reply
Then it needs breaking in. Lol.
Posted: 2010-10-09 17:07:11 Report Reply
i would ride an elk it comes with handlebars and everything
Posted: 2010-06-18 08:45:11 Report Reply
i would ride a T-rex how you gonna mess with that
Posted: 2010-06-18 08:52:37 Report Reply
Adhiya
Adhiya
Rank: #3453
I would most probably ride a Hybrid species of Yak + Oxen. Of course with some cushion on its back...
Posted: 2010-06-18 22:54:51 Report Reply
gamma935
gamma935
Rank: #274
a yoshi

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Posted: 2010-06-20 14:37:49 Report Reply
Disco
Disco
Rank: #33
wtf... thats not yoshi... that's piccolo.. o_O
Posted: 2010-10-08 03:31:07 Report Reply
It's a DBZ Abridged reference. Goku goes: "Piccolo? Can I ask you something"? Piccolo: "Sure" Goku: "Are you a yoshi?" Piccolo: "What the.... yes Goku i'm a fuc**** green dinosaur!" Goku: "Then... can I ride you?". DBZ Abridged FTW
Posted: 2010-10-08 04:06:41 Report Reply
gamma935
gamma935
Rank: #274
thansk for getting the reference
Posted: 2010-10-08 09:21:53 Report Reply
All of these would be in my garage. (scroll down a bit)


www.crunchyroll.com/group/Dragon_Kingdom
Posted: 2010-06-22 08:00:08 Report Reply
Jackylegs
Jackylegs
Rank: #118
ew not the undead dragon. The people in kmart would get pissed off if you brought bits of dead dragon in on the soles of your shoes.
Posted: 2010-10-08 04:04:06 Report Reply
Naugron
Naugron
Rank: #113
Something Divine...

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Posted: 2010-10-08 05:03:25 Report Reply
burnyuu
burnyuu
Rank: #323
I would ride a chimera because those things are just scary as hell

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Posted: 2010-10-08 06:09:17 Report Reply
btw32
btw32
Rank: #319
I don't get a mount till level 20 :(
Posted: 2010-10-09 16:58:37 Report Reply
TheComic
TheComic
Rank: #142
A cactus!
Posted: 2010-10-09 17:06:48 Report Reply
Ertrov
Ertrov
Rank: #40
Godzilla. Your argument is invalid.
Posted: 2010-10-09 18:18:31 Report Reply

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I nice big, fluffy bear. :) Polar bears are awesome and adorable!
Posted: 2011-01-14 08:27:22 Report Reply
A freaking ostrich, those things are craaazy fast. :D
Posted: 2011-02-23 20:51:56 Report Reply
RAC3R17
RAC3R17
Rank: #935
Man i ride a racing snail like in the never ending story

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Posted: 2011-02-23 22:25:46 Report Reply
Bekenel
Bekenel
Rank: #66
Posted: 2010-10-10 01:21:51 Report Reply
juniper
juniper
Rank: #143
I would ride an Okapi.

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Posted: 2010-11-07 01:08:55 Report Reply
Imagine it being about 50000000 bigger than you...
my perfect ride :D

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Posted: 2011-01-14 09:37:11 Report Reply

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This!!
Posted: 2011-02-23 20:47:31 Report Reply
defmid26
defmid26
Rank: #59
hmm, i'd rather walk or maybe ride a horse like a normal person
Posted: 2010-01-24 06:37:21 Report Reply
Dawn
Dawn
Rank: #43

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Because only normal people have horses... and horses are normal...
Posted: 2010-03-08 19:04:35 Report Reply
I wonder if she has to put lotion on her nub?
Posted: 2010-03-10 04:42:28 Report Reply
RAC3R17
RAC3R17
Rank: #935
I dont know but I would do it for her
Posted: 2011-02-23 22:32:23 Report Reply
Okay.... Dawn has completely lost me. The moti doesn't really go with the caption for one..... but i'm not judging. I used an un-dead horse if that counts?
Posted: 2010-10-08 14:55:24 Report Reply
Dawn
Dawn
Rank: #43

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Posted: 2010-10-08 15:19:30 Report Reply
not THAT undead more like:

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Posted: 2010-10-08 15:22:49 Report Reply
Dawn
Dawn
Rank: #43
Tch... Death Knights can't tank!
Posted: 2010-10-08 15:40:36 Report Reply
Says you! If you're Frost DK's can tank!
Posted: 2010-10-08 15:43:36 Report Reply
Dawn
Dawn
Rank: #43
Our experience as a level 60-70 holy priestess says otherwise!We got killed so many times by shitty DK Frost Tanks who have no idea what they are doing at all! DKs are like any small toy you get in a happy meal, mass-produced in China and less then a forth work right.
Posted: 2010-10-08 15:56:36 Report Reply
Just realizing that, I apologize. Comment edited. Convo can resume as normal if you wish.
Posted: 2010-10-08 16:18:52 Report Reply
(I mean this in the most respectful way possible I hope I don't come off as a dick that plays WoW all the time) Only difference is we worked for the Lich King, you didn't! Did ally's get to ride a Frost Brood and get to completely annihilate Crimson Crusader occupied towns? We even got to shoot cannons at people and ride skeletal griffon's.
Posted: 2010-10-08 16:07:03 Report Reply
Dawn
Dawn
Rank: #43
...If your argument is that a level 80 would kill a level 60, we're not even going to bother with your response. Captain Obvious would be proud. There is no respectful way to say that without making yourself look like the person with the smallest dick in the room. Not to mention that Holy is meant for HEALING and Shadow is meant for KILLING. The intended purposes are rather different now aren't they?...

As for shooting cannons and riding skeletons... You still suck at tanking =P So thats the only thing you get in exchange. A good DK tank is something every healer will love as they can tend to heal themselves a little bit and last longer without having to even bother thinking about it, but the majority are complete shit. Besides that, We play Horde, not Ally.
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CaptinCrunk
CaptinCrunk
Rank: #5
keep dreaming shitball
Posted: 2010-06-18 12:07:58 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #104
thats what the question asked, if i could ride anything it would be your mom. have you seen your mom, she is hot!
Posted: 2010-06-18 16:41:23 Report Reply
xxkisamexx
xxkisamexx
Rank: #38
uhhhhh isnt the mom supposed to ride you you know this isnt soviet russia XD
Posted: 2010-06-18 21:23:13 Report Reply
id carpool with you
Posted: 2010-06-20 09:32:35 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #104
nice. i can't wait to double team captincrunks mom HA! just remeber elver, never cross the streams, thats just gay.
Posted: 2010-06-20 10:34:02 Report Reply
Math
Math
Rank: #9
Don't think about the feeling of your cocks rubbing whilst your double penetrating her either that's just gay too.
Posted: 2010-06-20 12:09:29 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #104
thats what i said, no crossing the streams! ;)
Posted: 2010-06-20 14:02:00 Report Reply
i get the back
Posted: 2010-06-21 13:23:33 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #104
the back blowhole is yours matee.
Posted: 2010-06-21 14:26:13 Report Reply
but she does have a nice ass right?
Posted: 2010-06-22 07:07:22 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #104
stick your thumb in and find out
Posted: 2010-06-22 07:14:44 Report Reply
already did its niccceeeeeeeee
Posted: 2010-06-22 07:50:18 Report Reply

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