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An alien ship crash lands on earth, the ship is destroyed and the alien knows nothing about earth. So he walks down the street and goes into a music store, he learns how to say "me me me me". He walks to a store for house supplies and learns how to say " forks and knives". He goes to a candy shop and learns "goody goody gumdrop". He then walks into radioshack and learns "plug it in". So as he continues to walk down the street he sees a man stab a woman to death take her stuff and
run away. The alien walks over to the body and a police man comes and says "who killed this woman!" the alien replies "me me me me". "what did you kill her with?". "forks and knives". "ok your going to the slammer". "goodie goodie gumdrop". " oh you like that? Well we will put you In the electric chair". "plug it in".



I wrote whole joke out on a iPhone please TELL ME if I mess NEthing up
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Posted: 2009-11-20 12:01:24

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  • Kradon666 - replied 2009-11-20 12:11:06
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    Your iPhone skills are better than mine. :)
    I hate touch screens.
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    • matt1584 - replied 2009-11-20 16:04:31
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      thanks :D my moms iphone... i had itouch but it friggin broke so pissed i got the txt app for 6 bucks the day b4 lol
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  • Grand6Loki - replied 2009-11-20 12:16:10
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    Pretty good one mate.
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  • Jozzoh - replied 2009-11-20 12:44:52
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    This site needs more jokes!
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    • matt1584 - replied 2009-11-20 16:04:38
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      yes it does :D
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  • Nordmin - replied 2009-11-21 10:07:14
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    not bad... for a 5 yr old
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    • matt1584 - replied 2009-11-24 16:28:00
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      I was gonna down rate u but I heard joke when I was like 5-9 so your actually correct. Good call!
      Then again u prob downrate me so screw u lol jk
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