Advice for surviving the Internet

So, It's been a while since I've visited here... but I'm back for now... which will probably only last for a day...

But anyway, I've created a 'guide' for surviving the internet.

1. Never feed the trolls.

This step right here is one of the most important things you should know about the internet. If you ignore the trolls, they shall leave you alone. If you feed the trolls, you'll only suffer a fate that is worse than death itself.

2. Do not mention your fears.

This right here is important, as it will keep you alive and sane during your trips on the internet. The second someone finds out a fear you have, they'll use it to wear down your mental state and will continue doing so in order to claim dominance over you.

3. Don't post opinions.

People on the internet couldn't care less about your opinions, so you shouldn't speak them. If you do, you're pretty much asking for people to ruin your experience on the internet.

4. Don't hate.

Hating on things CAN get you unwanted attention, but not all the time. Certain things can be hated on provided the situation is right, and the majority of users on that site are actively hating that thing.

5. NEVER VISIT 4CHAN

That place is a one-way ticket to hell. There is no escape once you visit that place.

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  • 4

    No, Ember does what she wants.
    I do wat I want

    • ember
    • January 14, 2013, 3:20 pm
    THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!
    - SuperPost January 14, 2013, 8:42 pm
    FINE, BE THAT WAY! Ember will go back to twitter and write a story about a rock! At least Ember isn’t blamed for things by her large following of people there! You’re just jealous! Go play a kazoo or something similar! Your opinion is not appreciated! GOOD DAY SIR! AND WHEN EMBER SAYS GOOD DAY SHE DOESN'T MEAN IT. IN ACTUALLITY EMBER HOPES YOU HAVE AN AUFUL DAY. EMBER HOPES YOU FALL OFF OF A BOAT!
    - ember January 14, 2013, 9:22 pm
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  • 3

    #1 translation: Never respond to a comment by Johnecash.

    • Ertrov
    • January 13, 2013, 8:35 pm
    This, this and this! and did I mention this?

    Wish they would ban him already
    - Dragkyre January 14, 2013, 2:34 am
    Nope, not gonna ban him. That would make us the bad guys.
    - Disco January 15, 2013, 9:30 am
    you can't ban a guy for having an opinion, even if he does have a superiority complex about it.
    - poopiteepoop January 15, 2013, 2:06 pm
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  • 2

    There is nothing wrong with 4chan if you stay off certain boards.
      ß
    ß ß

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  • 2

    1. But what if they are dying of starvation? I can't just let them die, what am I? A christian?
    2. I fear you might be right about this one
    3 is your opinion! which I do not care about ;)
    4. I HATE this damn guide!
    5. Oops.

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