Addition to Bill of Rights

NEW
PREAMBLE TO THE
CONSTITUTION







This is
probably the best e-mail I've seen in a long, long
time.. The following has been attributed to State
Representative Mitchell Kaye from
GA. This guy should run for
President one day...



"We
the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to
help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice,
avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive
behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to
ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby
try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines
for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional. We
hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of
people are confused by the Bill o f Rights and
are so dim they require a Bill of
NON-Rights."


ARTICLE
I: You
do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any
other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally
acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing
anything.



ARTICLE
II: You
do not have the right to never be offended. This country is
based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not
just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express
a different opinion, etc; but the world is full of idiots,
and probably always will be.


ARTICLE
III: You
do not have the right to be free from harm. If you
stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful;
do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your
relatives independently wealthy.


ARTICLE
IV: You
do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans
are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly
help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of
subsidizing generation after generation of professional
couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of
another generation of professional couch
potato.

ARTICLE
V: You do
not have the right to free health care. That
would be nice, but from the looks of public housing,
we're just not interested in public health
care.

ARTICLE
VI: You do
not have the right to physically harm other people. If you
kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't
be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the
electric chair..


ARTICLE
VII: You
do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you
rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other
citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get
together and lock you away in a place where you still
won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a life
of leisure.



ARTICLE
VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you
to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times,
but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of
education and vocational training laid before you to make
yourself useful. (AMEN!)


ARTICLE
IX: You do
not have the right to happiness. Being an American means
that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the
way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over
abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were
confused by the Bill of Rights.



ARTICLE
X: This
is an English speaking country. We don't care where you
are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to
wherever you came from!
(Lastly.....)


ARTICLE
XI: You do
not have the right to change our country's history or
heritage.. This country was founded on the belief in one
true God. And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in
any religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of
persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is
part of our heritage and history,
and if you are uncomfortable with it,
TOUGH!


If you
agree, share this with a friend. No, you don't have to,
and nothing tragic will befall you if you don't. I just
think it's about time common sense is allowed to
flourish. Sensible people of the United States
speak out because if you do not, who
will?






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  • 1

    zzz - addition to bill of rights

    • hightec
    • November 8, 2010, 12:24 pm
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