About me: Life of the failure

Ah why the hell not, here goes

Age: 17
Location: England, south London
Nationality: half English, half German
Name: Alan
Occupation: Student
-I'm in lower sixth, so year 12
-For my AS levels this year i'm doing Business, Maths, Physics and German
Favourite films: Too many to choose from
Favourite artists: Eminem, Professor Green, and Florence and the Machine
Hobbies: Watching, playing and talking about football (soccer), Video games, procrastinating away from doing any sort of work, spending a long time in the youtube trap, video games, going out with friends & doing random stuff
Pets: one goldfish
Favourite people: I've got a weird obsession for Mesut Özil
Future: (not any time soon) i'd like to have a wife, few kids, nice house somewhere in London and a German Shepherd
If i became a millionaire: season ticket for Chelsea FC, villa somewhere in Spain or the south of France; and maybe America, and then help out my mum with money
And why the hell not, here's me:
alan - about me: life of the failure

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  • 4

    We both take the exact same classes

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    - Fail4424 February 5, 2013, 4:26 pm
  • 2

    What is the goldfish named? This is importent.

    • ember
    • February 4, 2013, 6:25 pm
    he had two brothers (or sisters) but they both died a few years ago
    - Fail4424 February 4, 2013, 6:26 pm
    just realised you're a cat talking about fish..
    please don't eat him!!
    - Fail4424 February 4, 2013, 6:31 pm
    Were any of them named steve?
    - ember February 4, 2013, 6:32 pm
    Ember doesn't eat fish, Ember hates fish. They are evil demon spawn sent out on a mission to destroy Ember. Ember is just gathering intelligence to try to find Steve the fish, AKA Robertonotonly. He is the leader of the assignment. Ember will not kill your fish "Fred", if that is his real name, as long as you keep him properly contained. Is he properly contained?!
    - ember February 4, 2013, 6:37 pm
    didn't want to have to hide him!!
    yes, he is properly contained, we've got him under lock and key when needed, but for the last 7 years we havn't needed to use it which is handy
    But no, the other fish weren't called Steve, your quest to find this Steve Fish goes on
    - Fail4424 February 4, 2013, 6:39 pm
    Damn, well can you rename him Steve? Or get another fish named Steve, or name your dog Steve?
    - ember February 4, 2013, 6:40 pm
    can i rename my fish that died 3 years ago Steve? Hmm, i'll think about it
    and NO!
    i will not name my future dog Steve just so you can come and hunt him down
    - Fail4424 February 4, 2013, 6:45 pm
    Ember wouldn't hunt Steve down a german shepherd, Ember likes hers to much. Ember just likes the name Steve, Embers pet rock is named Steve. How about Fail4424 gets a rock named Steve too. Rocks are fun, you can throw them at things.
    - ember February 4, 2013, 6:49 pm
    You like yours too much, you have a German Shepherd? Didn't know cats and god's get on that well
    hmm, a pet rock. I'll think about it
    i'm just sceptical, what with the high maintenance costs and whatnot
    - Fail4424 February 4, 2013, 6:51 pm
    Yes, he is Embers baby. He is a very big baby though. Actually, if you buy from the right rock breeder you can get one at a very low cost. Embers rock guy, Brad, even throws in a years supply of supplies.
    - ember February 4, 2013, 6:54 pm
    ah nice, i'd love to see a picture of this baby of yours
    and could you set me up with this Brad? Sounds like i'm ganna need his help
    - Fail4424 February 4, 2013, 6:58 pm
  • 1

    Ember would but she doesn't have any on her computer at the moment, she will take a picture when she can and post it. If you want to contact Brad just go outside at 1300 on Tuesday wearing your best pair of shoes. Then you just point at the sun while standing on one leg (the left one, not right you don't want to know what happens if you stand on your right) for one minute then spin in three clockwise circles and clap your hands once. He will show up within 30 minutes or less or he will give you a free pizza.

    • ember
    • February 4, 2013, 7:06 pm
    free pizza! :D
    but i want my pet rock!
    and besides, i'm in school at that time..does this mean i can't get a rock or a pizza? :(
    - Fail4424 February 4, 2013, 7:08 pm
    If your at school then you could do the alternative time which is 2200, You only get half a pizza though, it's still a really good deal for a pet rock.
    - ember February 4, 2013, 8:14 pm
    i'll do that then! :D
    - Fail4424 February 4, 2013, 8:32 pm
  • 1

    i know this guy
    he goes to my school

    going from your username i'd say you were Sami? From my year?
    - Fail4424 February 4, 2013, 8:33 pm
    yep its me
    - sami1995 February 5, 2013, 4:49 pm
  • 1

    who are you standing next to? and why are we not able to see? you hiding something?

    • knox
    • February 4, 2013, 9:15 pm
    my sister, and i just cropped her out of the picture
    not hiding anything, she might not want her picture going across the globe
    - Fail4424 February 5, 2013, 4:27 pm
  • 1

    hello there stranger

    how are things?
    you need to come here more
    - Fail4424 February 7, 2013, 3:41 pm
    too damn busy
    how have you been?
    - MissRandom February 7, 2013, 3:44 pm
    yeah i've been alright, nothing special but nothing too disastrous
    what have you been busy with, work and stuff? :(
    surely not too busy to pop in here a bit more often?

    What's is like in Kuwait nowadays? Things better than before?
    - Fail4424 February 7, 2013, 5:06 pm
    its the same
    been busy with work and life really
    totally forgot about sharenator :(
    i'm glad to know you're fine and still here :)
    - MissRandom February 8, 2013, 3:32 pm
    don't ever forget!!

    and yep all's good with me, lost £5 last night in poker, so it could be better, but it could be a lot worse :P
    - Fail4424 February 9, 2013, 6:09 pm
    what a bad ass xD
    - MissRandom February 10, 2013, 12:58 pm
    - Fail4424 February 10, 2013, 4:09 pm
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