A little rascal here >:D

I'm running out of ways to annoy my friends in a way they wont go all coocoo bananas on me.
Any ideas?
Give me whatever you can think of because i'll really try to use as much as i can :3
Oh and the 3 best ideas (probably top rated ones) will get points for my next post!
(Time until I choose my winners : 5 days :p )
Oh and since i'm here, i'll give you something cute :D

TOODLES!

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  • 3

    Just call them niggers

    I'm not racist :p
    and they'd be all 'whateverrr' lolz XD
    - Icelandgirly March 16, 2011, 2:10 pm
    Oh yeah i'm not racist either :P
    - MalverdeAl100 March 16, 2011, 2:11 pm
    SANDNIGGER
    lol jk
    i meant sand Nigerian!
    you know, the Nigerians who love sand!
    - Icelandgirly March 16, 2011, 2:13 pm
    I met a Nigerian Prince once and he told me to give him my bank account number so he could transfer his billions of dollars into it
    - MalverdeAl100 March 16, 2011, 2:16 pm
    You should totally do it!
    Sounds like a great deal :D
    - Icelandgirly March 16, 2011, 3:25 pm
    But it sounds to good to be true
    - MalverdeAl100 March 16, 2011, 4:14 pm
    but he's Nigerian!
    what's not to trust?
    - Icelandgirly March 16, 2011, 4:20 pm
    I'm starting to think it's a scam xD
    - MalverdeAl100 March 16, 2011, 5:19 pm
    nooo it's not!
    - Icelandgirly March 17, 2011, 5:37 am
    congratulations, you won :p
    - Icelandgirly March 21, 2011, 2:10 pm
    What exactly did i win ????
    - MalverdeAl100 March 21, 2011, 2:11 pm
    30% of the points that go to my newest post :p
    - Icelandgirly March 21, 2011, 2:19 pm
    Why ???
    - MalverdeAl100 March 21, 2011, 2:26 pm
    because you won...
    - Icelandgirly March 21, 2011, 2:27 pm
    Lol what did i win ???
    - MalverdeAl100 March 21, 2011, 2:28 pm
    i already told you...
    - Icelandgirly March 21, 2011, 2:28 pm
    Ahhh my bad i get it now i read the rest of your post. Thanks
    - MalverdeAl100 March 21, 2011, 2:30 pm
    lol :p
    do you want the link to the post oor?
    - Icelandgirly March 21, 2011, 2:31 pm
    Nah i already saw it. I'm gonna +3 so it can make it to the front page
    - MalverdeAl100 March 21, 2011, 2:32 pm
    haha so i guess you want those points?
    - Icelandgirly March 21, 2011, 2:33 pm
    Yesh very badly in case you haven't noticed i'm a point whore XD
    - MalverdeAl100 March 21, 2011, 2:34 pm
    hahahaaaa in case you haven't noticed i made it in front of you >:D
    rank#86 for me but 87 for you lol
    - Icelandgirly March 21, 2011, 2:36 pm
    - MalverdeAl100 March 21, 2011, 2:40 pm
    ahahaaa now i'm 84 >:D
    - Icelandgirly March 22, 2011, 10:02 am
    And i'm 85 i'm stepping on your heels >:D
    - MalverdeAl100 March 22, 2011, 10:03 am
    well my heels are tramping on your toes >:D
    - Icelandgirly March 22, 2011, 10:26 am
    Lol not for long
    - MalverdeAl100 March 22, 2011, 1:53 pm
    hah i won't believe it without proof!
    - Icelandgirly March 22, 2011, 1:56 pm
    You'll see *disappears into the darkness
    - MalverdeAl100 March 22, 2011, 1:57 pm
    *Grabs hair* Oh the fuck i'm not!
    You're going to tell me right here right fucking now!
    - Icelandgirly March 22, 2011, 1:59 pm
    Jokes on you, you can't grab my hair cuz i got a haircut :D
    - MalverdeAl100 March 22, 2011, 2:00 pm
    *tugs on hair* I decide if i can grab it or not!
    - Icelandgirly March 22, 2011, 2:06 pm
    *Chews your arm off and escapes


    - MalverdeAl100 March 22, 2011, 2:15 pm
    I've passed you now i'm 79. Suck it XD
    - MalverdeAl100 March 22, 2011, 5:36 pm
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  • 3

    It's a pretty British thing, but if you have a British coin or something like that, make sure your mate has a drink in a glass which they can't get their hand into, and then ask them what the UK National Anthem is, answer being, 'God Save the Queen'. At that point, drop the penny in their drink, so they have to save the Queen.
    Endless entertainment :')

    • SuDoku
    • March 16, 2011, 2:20 pm
    haha i think none of my friends would get that :p
    - Icelandgirly March 16, 2011, 3:26 pm
    I know. Shame, because it is so funny watching someone try and fish a coin out with a straw :')
    - SuDoku March 16, 2011, 3:30 pm
    Awh i wanna do that sometimes :(
    - Icelandgirly March 16, 2011, 3:37 pm
    Fine, sack the God Save the Queen bit, and do it anyway ;)
    - SuDoku March 16, 2011, 3:37 pm
    haha yeah they'll just try to get it out so they can keep drinking XD
    - Icelandgirly March 16, 2011, 3:43 pm
    second place for you :)
    - Icelandgirly March 21, 2011, 2:10 pm
    Sweet! What do I win? :)
    - SuDoku March 21, 2011, 2:24 pm
    20% of my newest post, i know it isn't that much but its something :p
    - Icelandgirly March 21, 2011, 2:28 pm
    It's fine, I wasn't expecting anything to be honest, so thanks! :)
    - SuDoku March 21, 2011, 2:35 pm
    no problem :)
    - Icelandgirly March 21, 2011, 2:35 pm
    pour it out into your hand thats what i would do
    - castlewarsisawsome March 21, 2011, 2:43 pm
    So you'd pour your entire drink all over your hand for the sake of a penny...? Your priorities are wrong, pal.
    - SuDoku March 21, 2011, 3:05 pm
    Haha and then have your hand all sticky for the rest of the day, pure torture
    - MalverdeAl100 March 21, 2011, 3:08 pm
    good point i'd drink it and catch the penney in my mouth
    - castlewarsisawsome March 21, 2011, 3:18 pm
    only in England tsk tsk tsk
    - Reddeath195 March 21, 2011, 6:29 pm
    Honestly. Yes. But watching someone try and fish the coin out with a straw or mixer, and then try with their hand is actually so so funny.
    - SuDoku March 22, 2011, 1:28 am
    ill be sure to see that when i visit XD
    - Reddeath195 March 22, 2011, 3:52 am
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  • 2

    step 1:drive them around town
    step 2:pretend to get out somewhere
    step 3:wait for them to close the doors
    step 4:lock the doors laugh
    step 5:slowly drive away
    step 6:laugh

    I don't have a car :C
    (because of the whole crisis thingy :C )
    - Icelandgirly March 16, 2011, 2:14 pm
    You got third place :)
    - Icelandgirly March 21, 2011, 2:11 pm
    yay! XD I so happy!
    - 24paperwings March 21, 2011, 2:29 pm
    do you want the link so you can keep track or whatever? XD
    - Icelandgirly March 21, 2011, 2:31 pm
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  • 1

    u shud say....."challenge accepted"

    if they are girls then, gift them some strapons first andthen U BLOW EM.

    • ck165
    • March 16, 2011, 3:54 pm
    learn how to use the reply button
    *the following words will be encrypted for your safety*
    zpv'sf b gvdljoh sfubse!
    j wpvme OFXFS cmpw nz gsjfoet!
    qfpqmf mjlf zpt nblf nf wbou up ljmm tplfpof!!!
    geez!
    - Icelandgirly March 16, 2011, 4:17 pm
    .... what does this meaaaaaaaan!??!?!
    - 24paperwings March 16, 2011, 4:19 pm
    bwahahaaa!!!
    - Icelandgirly March 16, 2011, 4:25 pm
    its hard to decrypt something when you don't know the code.... :(
    - 24paperwings March 16, 2011, 4:28 pm
    god you're a fucking idiot, i bet you wouldn't go up to her and say that in real life, quit being a coward and go an hero, k thanks bai
    - Dragkyre March 16, 2011, 5:45 pm
    well too bad then, I guess you're not good at all in math and science and stuff that helps you in life >:D
    So if you can't decrypt, MUHAWHAWWW
    - Icelandgirly March 17, 2011, 5:20 am
    Yeah right!!! and i bet u wudnt dare to say that to me what u said there....... in real life....!!!

    lol@"quit being a coward and go an hero"

    two words for u GROW UP.
    - ck165 March 17, 2011, 7:26 am
    Says the one trying to be a coolfag but ends up acting like a newfag. And I would dare, what fear should I have of you? You easily baited my half assed attempt to piss you off, I'm sure you would be no challenge in real life.

    Also, telling a girl to blow another girls strap-on, Sounds like something I'd of said when I was 12.

    Anyway, I'm done trolling, I'll leave you to be mad.
    - Dragkyre March 17, 2011, 9:09 am
    lol @ you... you are pathetic and u just realised that
    - ck165 March 17, 2011, 9:39 am
    you*
    And if you're going to use bad grammar or if you're going to be mean OR if you're going to be the *uhuhuhh blowjob girls lol sandwich lol retarded you lol haha stuff that makes no sense* kind of guy, GTFO and go to a site that suits you like www.4chan.org or www.lemonparty.og
    - Icelandgirly March 20, 2011, 1:24 pm
    This guy is a total badass
    - MalverdeAl100 March 21, 2011, 9:05 am
    I was cheering you on till you ripped on the ancient duty of all women folk procuring sandwiches.
    - HippyBoy March 21, 2011, 9:16 am
    haha..... this is getting rather quite clichè. You are like fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu and i'm like haha...troll.
    - ck165 March 22, 2011, 6:24 pm
    this is not trolling. If you think this is trolling, you're a dumbass.
    - Icelandgirly March 23, 2011, 10:37 am
    I'm out.....

    I cant think of anything more to say to

    herp....derp....derp....dumbass......herp...derp....derp.....dumbass
    - ck165 March 24, 2011, 4:10 am
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  • 1

    Here is what the bear is actually saying =]

    It should say jezuz clist its a lion! run pumba run!
    - 24paperwings March 23, 2011, 11:50 am
    Nah, one of the rules of the internet is, If one sees a lion one must get in the car, thats what its referring to ;P
    - Dragkyre March 23, 2011, 4:51 pm
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  • 1

    O:

    • anitan
    • March 25, 2011, 3:14 pm
    hahahahaaa hæææ Aníta XD
    - Icelandgirly March 26, 2011, 5:13 am
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  • 0

    make sammiches for them..... while they r eatin em..... u blow em

    • ck165
    • March 16, 2011, 3:43 pm
    That's not annoying... and also how could i ever blow girls?
    - Icelandgirly March 16, 2011, 3:49 pm
    i just spet about 5 mintues thinking for an awnser. i didn't :(
    - castlewarsisawsome March 21, 2011, 2:47 pm
    thank god because I would then have a lower opinion of you :/
    - Icelandgirly March 21, 2011, 3:02 pm
    good thang i didn't know anway
    - castlewarsisawsome March 21, 2011, 3:22 pm
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