Well surprise surprise. It's a mouse, with a fucking game controller on the bottom. And get this shit, it has a fucking third function. That's right, it's a mouse, a game controller, AND a fucking remote for your computer. You can open up shit like iTunes with a push of a single fucking button. You can even use the remote function AS THE MOUSE by using the right thumbstick to maneuver it across the screen! HOLY FUCK-NUGGETS! Another interesting tid-bit. The USB receiver is stored in the mouse during transport by use of a god damn MAGNET! HOW DOES IT WORK?!
P.S. I'd have gotten a grey mouse, but they were sold out and I wasn't about to get purple.