A Seemingly Ordinary Piece of Machinery

Well isn't this just dandy...
1 - a seemingly ordinary piece of machinery

OOH!!! Another angle!
2 - a seemingly ordinary piece of machinery

Surprise! There's a button in the front!
3 - a seemingly ordinary piece of machinery

:O More buttons!
4 - a seemingly ordinary piece of machinery

WTF IS THIS BULLSHIT?!?!
5 - a seemingly ordinary piece of machinery

...!
6 - a seemingly ordinary piece of machinery

It's stripping!
7 - a seemingly ordinary piece of machinery


Well surprise surprise. It's a mouse, with a fucking game controller on the bottom. And get this shit, it has a fucking third function. That's right, it's a mouse, a game controller, AND a fucking remote for your computer. You can open up shit like iTunes with a push of a single fucking button. You can even use the remote function AS THE MOUSE by using the right thumbstick to maneuver it across the screen! HOLY FUCK-NUGGETS! Another interesting tid-bit. The USB receiver is stored in the mouse during transport by use of a god damn MAGNET! HOW DOES IT WORK?!

P.S. I'd have gotten a grey mouse, but they were sold out and I wasn't about to get purple.

  • Disco
  • October 5, 2011, 4:51 pm
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  • 16

    swiss army mouse

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  • 5

    holy. mother. of. god.

    this shit is bananas.

    B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
    Sorry, couldn't resist :D
    - TexBex October 6, 2011, 6:04 am
    THIS SHIT IS BANANAS! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
    - ClassicDarlingXO October 6, 2011, 1:17 pm
    Speaking of bananas

    - MalverdeAl100 October 6, 2011, 1:39 pm
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  • 1

    darn you I want one now :D

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  • 1

    what controller is it for? and how much does this cost? lol

    60 bucks on amazon, lol.

    the controller acts just like a 360 controller for PC would.
    - Disco October 5, 2011, 5:49 pm
    epic. whats the name of it?
    - bufus101 October 6, 2011, 2:06 am
    Chameleon X-1, lol

    It's written all over the mouse. :p
    - Disco October 6, 2011, 2:19 am
    haha true. im about to buy this. i need to put money in my bank account though. but yeah this mouse is awesome, i just need to figure out how to utilize its versatility first. like if i played halo on my computer id be able to use the mouse as an xbox 360 controller for the PC version of the game?
    - bufus101 October 6, 2011, 4:41 am
    yeah, tbh though, the controller portion isn't exactly meant for heavy gaming, lol. I tried it on Halo and could hardly control it. I just use it for my emulators now since those games are designed for controllers.

    If you want to use the controller, simply scroll the small wheel in the front back and it will lock the mouse buttons, then turn to the underside and hold the start button for three seconds. That'll activate the controller and deactivate the mouse. You need to install the force feedback drivers from the disk first before you use the controller though.

    The remote is the same way, just disable the mouse buttons and hold the select button for three seconds to activate it. The labels on the mouse for what the remote does are pretty straightforward. Hope you enjoy it as much as I am, lol.
    - Disco October 6, 2011, 5:40 am
    lol yeah. i mean the mouse i have now is just a logitech wireless mouse that i got for 20 bucks so anytihng is basically an upgrade. and even if i dont use the controller portion that often is would still be cool to have
    - bufus101 October 6, 2011, 5:47 am
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  • 1

    real mean choose purple over any color any day

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  • 1

    HOLY FUCK-NUGGETS!
    DO WANT!

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  • 1

    Y U DENY THE PURPLE!?

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  • 1

    I would have gone with purple.

    Well, as far as I can tell, there is 1 still left in stock. It's all yours if you get it now. ;D
    - Disco October 6, 2011, 1:32 am
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  • 1

    I paid $90 to buy a mouse for my PS3, to avoid using a dumbass controller for games. Why would I pay to buy a controller for a PC, when a mouse/keyboard give you better accuracy and options?

    • Albane
    • October 6, 2011, 5:01 am
    Because it's rather difficult to play some emulator games with a mouse/keyboard. They basically require a controller and since this mouse is a 3 in 1 combo, it opens up a few USB ports.
    - Disco October 6, 2011, 5:41 am
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  • 1

    Do they have red? :D

    No, the one I took pictures of is actually a shade of hot pink... mixed with brown.
    - Disco October 6, 2011, 12:26 pm
    They don't have any red? D:
    - SuperPost October 6, 2011, 12:40 pm
    - tyduran13 October 6, 2011, 1:15 pm
    That's because it is red, lol
    - Disco October 6, 2011, 3:11 pm
    Then you can get it in red lol
    - tyduran13 October 7, 2011, 8:35 am
    Mine is red -_-'
    - Disco October 7, 2011, 11:33 am
    "a shade of hot pink... mixed with brown."
    - tyduran13 October 8, 2011, 8:06 pm
    *sigh* It flew right over your head.......
    - Disco October 9, 2011, 1:39 am


    You mad bro?
    - tyduran13 October 9, 2011, 2:05 am
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  • 1

    Just wanna point out, if any of you guys were planning on getting this.... don't. It's already crapped out on me after only a month of use. Not even kidding. I've written my review here http://www.amazon.com/review/R3SNWQY9CNF5UQ/ref=cm_cr_pr_perm?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B005I0H096&nodeID=&tag=&linkCode=

    • Disco
    • October 28, 2011, 9:08 pm
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  • -1

    Purple pwns, suck a dick spectrumfag.

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