A Ronald Reagan story...
Ronald Reagan is in the oval office looking out at the January snow in the Rose Garden and sees "Ron's an idiot" written in piss just outside his office.
Irate, he calls in George H.W. Bush, his V.P., and says "George, your a CIA man, get to the bottom of this!"
A couple hours later George returns and says "Mr. President, I've got some good news and some bad news. We had the piss analyzed and it's George Shultz's."
Reagan gets furious. "That son of a bitch after all I've done for him. What's the good news"
"Well," says George, "I'm afraid that is the good news. The bad news is I had the handwriting analyzed and it's Nancy's."
Irate, he calls in George H.W. Bush, his V.P., and says "George, your a CIA man, get to the bottom of this!"
A couple hours later George returns and says "Mr. President, I've got some good news and some bad news. We had the piss analyzed and it's George Shultz's."
Reagan gets furious. "That son of a bitch after all I've done for him. What's the good news"
"Well," says George, "I'm afraid that is the good news. The bad news is I had the handwriting analyzed and it's Nancy's."
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Posted: 2010-03-06 12:14:57
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