A Real True Story

How Adam Got Eve . . .


How Adam Got Eve -- Priceless
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely . . .
So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion, and that it would be a woman.

He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash them for you.
She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you!
She will bear your children,and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and
passion whenever you need it.'
Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?'
"An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib ??

Of course the rest is history . . . . . !


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  • 3

    anti atheist christian

    • Math
    • August 9, 2010, 3:40 am
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  • 2

    the bible handbook

    • Math
    • August 9, 2010, 3:52 am
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  • 1

    lol i would proly do the same lol

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  • 1

    Damn him.

    • xway
    • June 11, 2010, 11:20 am
    damn him to china :P
    - castlewarsisawsome October 23, 2010, 2:00 pm
    damn him to MAHEECO
    - PwnzElite January 6, 2011, 7:51 pm
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  • 1

    Damn him to hell...

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  • 1

    lol awesome

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  • 1

    this why i'm an atheist.

    Does this mean that Rachel Ray's books are a handbook for gardening a field of wheat and reefer? Fuckin' no.
    - Inedibleedible October 14, 2011, 8:42 am
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  • 1

    Dam you Adam god dam you

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    douchebag

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  • 1

    very creative for once...^^

    normaly their solution would be somethin like this:


    scheiterhaufen t 1 - a real true story

    • Curuba
    • August 9, 2010, 3:47 am
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  • 1

    wow thats different lol i like it.

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  • 1

    the question is...why did adam ask god how much it costs?! if he were getting it for free..then why not!?

    • Mizuno
    • August 9, 2010, 2:40 pm
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    i wonder if she is related to this guy
    zzz - a real true story

    i see the resemblance

    • hightec
    • October 23, 2010, 4:29 pm
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