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Dear ShareNation,

I have a buddy who is a closeted Sharenator. He spends almost as much time on Sharenator as I do. After more than a year of telling him he should just make an account, he still hasn't. He's always saying, "I don't have anything good to add." I tell him that it's okay to join and just uprate super awesome bacon(yes, it's now an adjective) posts. I am now turning to you for help. I want everyone to comment with why he should join, even if he doesn't have stuff to add(which he really does). So let the orison begin.

P.S. No need to uprate. This isn't to gain points. It's to get a closeted Sharenator to come out of the closet...even if it's with bacon. Or even gay bacon!

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EDIT Everyone! HE JOINED! Check it out: http://www.sharenator.com/Welcoming_Party/

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Posted: 2011-05-22 16:34:16
Psst.

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JOIN NOW OR I MAY PERSONALLY HIRE SEVERAL DUBIOUS LOOKING GENTLEMEN TO PERFORM A VARIETY OF ACTS UPON YOUR PERSON, POSSIBLY VIOLENT, POSSIBLY SEXUAL, AND POSSIBLY BOTH.

Seriously, sign up, even if you don't have any good ideas for your own posts, you can just comment on other people's posts. Part of what makes this site so cool is the community and personality we have built up here.
Posted: 2011-05-22 16:40:27 Report Reply
That's my point exactly! Thanks for the back-up. :]
Posted: 2011-05-22 16:44:05 Report Reply
bufus101
bufus101
Rank: #29
+3. muahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
Posted: 2011-05-22 18:24:16 Report Reply
Paul
Paul
Rank: #25
Even if you don't have anything to add, just uprating posts and comments you like is already a very good contribution. It helps curate content and it feels good (trust me, my fingers start itching if I don't uprate).

Also, if you're not logged in, you're presented with a less user friendly version of the site - 5 ads instead of 1 or 2, big ass traffic exchange widgets and other crap visible only to non-registered members. Just join and stop this madness!
Posted: 2011-05-22 20:12:21 Report Reply
Wow Paul, you really give alot of incentive to join, don't you?
Posted: 2011-05-23 02:44:13 Report Reply
SkinnyBill
SkinnyBill
Rank: #19
Yeah.. there is even extra crap TELLING you that there is a better site for those who sign up :)
Posted: 2011-05-23 06:16:54 Report Reply
Dragkyre
Dragkyre
Rank: #42
This is all i have to say to your friend

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If you don't have a sharenator account you are gay. You aren't gay are you?
Posted: 2011-05-22 19:34:05 Report Reply
Watch him really be gay XD
Posted: 2011-05-22 19:50:50 Report Reply
Dragkyre
Dragkyre
Rank: #42
I'm just that awesome :P
Posted: 2011-05-23 21:16:58 Report Reply
DarkHunter
DarkHunter
Rank: #34
Your friend should join. I'm sure he'll find things to add. It's always nice to have new members and even if he doesn't add anything he can comment and we can get to know him. Since he's your friend Google I'm sure he's awesome.
Posted: 2011-05-22 16:40:38 Report Reply
The thing is, he really does have awesome stuff to share. He's shown me a lot of things that wasn't on Sharenator yet and then a day later...BAM! There it is.
Posted: 2011-05-22 16:44:54 Report Reply
defmid26
defmid26
Rank: #59
Join of GTFO, it's that simple. (Not to sound mean, I am drugged up from a bacterial infection and tired. Plus I wanted a Tits or GTFO moment, either will do)
Posted: 2011-05-22 17:00:24 Report Reply
DarkicoN13
DarkicoN13
Rank: #7
Even if you don't have anything good to post, you can still interact with an awesome community.
Posted: 2011-05-22 17:09:42 Report Reply
It's a great network of friends. It's great to give credit to great posters. It's the cheapest fun you can have. Tell him to get out of the closet already... :p
Posted: 2011-05-22 17:10:22 Report Reply
Tremp20k
Tremp20k
Rank: #77
hey take me as an example i have maybe 20 posts and i like to think i contribute in the comments
Posted: 2011-05-22 17:39:00 Report Reply
I believe comments are the best thing on this site.
Posted: 2011-05-22 17:40:20 Report Reply
Join because being a lurker isn't nearly as fun as being a member.
Posted: 2011-05-22 17:48:17 Report Reply
BongoMan
BongoMan
Rank: #37
I mean, come on man ;)
Posted: 2011-05-22 19:21:40 Report Reply
tacolad
tacolad
Rank: #61
I'm sure we all want your friend here.
you should guilt trip him by saying it's not fair that he enjoys the posts but doesn't uprate them.
Posted: 2011-05-22 19:28:39 Report Reply
Just look at all the comments of these strangers. They all want you to join & they don't even know who you are besides Google's friend. Join this awesome community & feel free to add your awesomeness.
Posted: 2011-05-22 19:52:53 Report Reply
MIKYTEY
MIKYTEY
Rank: #154
i'll give you 3/4 a cookie and a rock if you sign up. but the cookie is really asbestos and the rock is falling towards your head... but its made out of styrofoam so you should be fine... unless your some kinda weirdo who doesn't like asbestos cookies and foam rocks... if so, then we have more pressing concerns that deal with your mental state
Posted: 2011-05-22 20:57:04 Report Reply
Dawn
Dawn
Rank: #43
If you don't join, we'll cry. Or kill you, we're having trouble deciding as both sound equally fun.
Posted: 2011-05-23 02:36:45 Report Reply
MIKYTEY
MIKYTEY
Rank: #154
cry while you kill him. double the fun
Posted: 2011-05-23 05:58:30 Report Reply
JOIN! JOIN I SAY! I REQUIRE MORE MINIONS... I mean friends... TO TAKE OVER THIS PLANET!! Join now and I might let you have Greenland under my rule!

Also, I used tobe a closet Sharenator, then I just said "you know, I feel like adding my two cents" and now look at me. I even have plans to take over the world. It's not all bad.
Posted: 2011-05-23 02:43:08 Report Reply
MIKYTEY
MIKYTEY
Rank: #154
only one of us can be the overlord... unless we agree to split the planet at the hemispheres...
Posted: 2011-05-23 05:58:02 Report Reply
That would be stupid! Split it at the equator. That way you both get an equal number of good and shit countries.
Posted: 2011-05-23 06:21:26 Report Reply
MIKYTEY
MIKYTEY
Rank: #154
umm... the equator is the halfway point
Posted: 2011-05-23 06:30:31 Report Reply
FOOL! I Share not my land with any but those who serve me! AND ONLY FOR THE PURPOSES OF A BETTER GOVERNED WORLD! If you join me, I might offer you one of my many countries, but I AM YOUR LORD FIREROASTEDFIRE!

Well, I will be at any rate.
Posted: 2011-05-23 08:50:21 Report Reply
MIKYTEY
MIKYTEY
Rank: #154
that depends, regardless of the country(or empire) and government theres always a resistance movement. you may be the first emperor but i will have my fun.

if i cant have the earth, nobody can...
Posted: 2011-05-23 17:51:23 Report Reply
That's why I shall be benevolent to those who work for me and do their job, but will end those who oppose my rule. Plus, how will you win against a physics defying ancient robotic god whom inhabits a pinata and has the ability to shapeshift?
Posted: 2011-05-24 03:49:30 Report Reply
MIKYTEY
MIKYTEY
Rank: #154
bats always win against pinatas. so a bat lit on fire(to defy your defying of physics) will destroy your robotic pinata god. overthrowing you will be as easy as a birthday party(on fire).
Posted: 2011-05-24 05:39:56 Report Reply
You act as if you understand, but by understanding, you don't understand. The magnitude of your attempts rivals that of an everyday California earthquake. In my world, the word impossible will evaporate into nothing! 2+2 with actually equal potato! LOGIC AS YOU KNOW IT WILL CEASE TO BE AND THE WORLD WILL BE RIPE FOR RAGNAROK!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Posted: 2011-05-24 06:25:55 Report Reply
MIKYTEY
MIKYTEY
Rank: #154
so if we're aiming for the same thing why not just flip a coin?
Posted: 2011-05-24 06:31:44 Report
Because once I take over the world, I am going to destroy it. Mind you, once I have had my fun, but no less.

You can help if you like, but you may not survive, being mortal and all. How about tis, you can have half of Europe. I don't need it anyway.
Posted: 2011-05-24 06:52:46 Report
Hey, that's not defying physics. That's just lighting things on fire. I do that all the time. Now, light fire on fire like I have, then you MAY, JUST MAYBE have a chance at stopping me.
Posted: 2011-05-24 06:03:05 Report Reply
MIKYTEY
MIKYTEY
Rank: #154
you didnt light fire on fire, you just roasted it. if your robot defies physics then my fire is to your robot what water is to every other robot.
Posted: 2011-05-24 06:18:31 Report
Kodi93
Kodi93
Rank: #88
join us join us join us join us
Posted: 2011-05-23 04:26:37 Report Reply
SMMCDADY
SMMCDADY
Rank: #482
Join just because we have bacon(if you want gay bacon you have to back into the closet)
Posted: 2011-05-23 07:51:27 Report Reply
If he don't, boy he dead l:
Posted: 2011-05-23 09:17:53 Report Reply
who is yout friend? tom cruise?
Posted: 2011-05-23 09:20:36 Report Reply
So... he's what some call a creeper
I call him scared of the register button!
MAGGOT GET YOUR FAT AND OUT OF SHAPE HAND ON THAT DAMN MOUSE AND CLICK THAT DAMN FKING BUTTOOOOON OR I WILL MAKE YOU AND ALL CHILDREN YOU ARE DESTINED TO HAVE TO DO PUSHUPS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES, YOU WILL BE DOING PUSHUPS ALONE BECAUSE YOUR TO PATHETIC TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT AND THEREFORE WILL FAIL IN LIFE AND TO GET YOURSELF A SOULMATE. Prove me wrong by registering to counter this comment.

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Posted: 2011-05-23 13:12:50 Report Reply
tell your roody-poo friend to join!!
Posted: 2011-05-23 16:38:08 Report Reply
Read the edit.
Posted: 2011-05-23 16:41:16 Report Reply
SuDoku
SuDoku
Rank: #18
Here is my picture of the gorilla. Just for you.

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Posted: 2011-06-09 14:21:09 Report Reply

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Posted: 2011-06-09 15:44:21 Report Reply
This is clearly shopped. I know because i've seen a bunch and the pixels look all wrong
Posted: 2011-06-09 15:45:53 Report Reply
I too, have seen a few shops in my day. I think you are on to something here.
Posted: 2011-06-09 15:50:12 Report Reply
SuDoku
SuDoku
Rank: #18
I hope you ain't on about the picture of the gorilla. I took that :(
Posted: 2011-06-09 22:10:00 Report Reply
I was talking about Google's TotallyLooksLike pic. But now that i think of it Rule #32.5 of the Internet- All your pictures were obviously photoshopped. No Exceptions.
Posted: 2011-06-10 09:47:47 Report Reply
SuDoku
SuDoku
Rank: #18
Not true :'(
Posted: 2011-06-10 09:52:56 Report Reply
Don't you know how to read NO EXCEPTIONS
Posted: 2011-06-10 09:55:57 Report Reply
DarkHunter
DarkHunter
Rank: #34
Awesome picture Jo :D
Posted: 2011-06-09 14:39:43 Report Reply

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