A Plea to ShareNation!

Dear ShareNation,

I have a buddy who is a closeted Sharenator. He spends almost as much time on Sharenator as I do. After more than a year of telling him he should just make an account, he still hasn't. He's always saying, "I don't have anything good to add." I tell him that it's okay to join and just uprate super awesome bacon(yes, it's now an adjective) posts. I am now turning to you for help. I want everyone to comment with why he should join, even if he doesn't have stuff to add(which he really does). So let the orison begin.

P.S. No need to uprate. This isn't to gain points. It's to get a closeted Sharenator to come out of the closet...even if it's with bacon. Or even gay bacon!
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EDIT Everyone! HE JOINED! Check it out: http://www.sharenator.com/Welcoming_Party/

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  • 12

    JOIN NOW OR I MAY PERSONALLY HIRE SEVERAL DUBIOUS LOOKING GENTLEMEN TO PERFORM A VARIETY OF ACTS UPON YOUR PERSON, POSSIBLY VIOLENT, POSSIBLY SEXUAL, AND POSSIBLY BOTH.

    Seriously, sign up, even if you don't have any good ideas for your own posts, you can just comment on other people's posts. Part of what makes this site so cool is the community and personality we have built up here.

    That's my point exactly! Thanks for the back-up. :]
    - CallMeGoogle May 22, 2011, 4:44 pm
    +3. muahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
    - bufus101 May 22, 2011, 6:24 pm
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  • 7

    Even if you don't have anything to add, just uprating posts and comments you like is already a very good contribution. It helps curate content and it feels good (trust me, my fingers start itching if I don't uprate).

    Also, if you're not logged in, you're presented with a less user friendly version of the site - 5 ads instead of 1 or 2, big ass traffic exchange widgets and other crap visible only to non-registered members. Just join and stop this madness!

    • Paul
    • May 22, 2011, 8:12 pm
    Wow Paul, you really give alot of incentive to join, don't you?
    - FireRoastedFire May 23, 2011, 2:44 am
    Yeah.. there is even extra crap TELLING you that there is a better site for those who sign up :)
    - SkinnyBill May 23, 2011, 6:16 am
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  • 3

    This is all i have to say to your friend
    Nigga you gay

    If you don't have a sharenator account you are gay. You aren't gay are you?

    Watch him really be gay XD
    - thekitkatkid May 22, 2011, 7:50 pm
    - CallMeGoogle May 23, 2011, 4:32 pm
    I'm just that awesome :P
    - Dragkyre May 23, 2011, 9:16 pm
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  • 2

    Your friend should join. I'm sure he'll find things to add. It's always nice to have new members and even if he doesn't add anything he can comment and we can get to know him. Since he's your friend Google I'm sure he's awesome.

    The thing is, he really does have awesome stuff to share. He's shown me a lot of things that wasn't on Sharenator yet and then a day later...BAM! There it is.
    - CallMeGoogle May 22, 2011, 4:44 pm
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  • 2

    Join of GTFO, it's that simple. (Not to sound mean, I am drugged up from a bacterial infection and tired. Plus I wanted a Tits or GTFO moment, either will do)

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  • 1

    Even if you don't have anything good to post, you can still interact with an awesome community.

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  • 1

    It's a great network of friends. It's great to give credit to great posters. It's the cheapest fun you can have. Tell him to get out of the closet already... :p

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  • 1

    hey take me as an example i have maybe 20 posts and i like to think i contribute in the comments

    I believe comments are the best thing on this site.
    - CallMeGoogle May 22, 2011, 5:40 pm
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  • 1

    Join because being a lurker isn't nearly as fun as being a member.

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  • 1

    I mean, come on man ;)

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  • 1

    I'm sure we all want your friend here.
    you should guilt trip him by saying it's not fair that he enjoys the posts but doesn't uprate them.

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  • 0

    Just look at all the comments of these strangers. They all want you to join & they don't even know who you are besides Google's friend. Join this awesome community & feel free to add your awesomeness.

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  • 0

    i'll give you 3/4 a cookie and a rock if you sign up. but the cookie is really asbestos and the rock is falling towards your head... but its made out of styrofoam so you should be fine... unless your some kinda weirdo who doesn't like asbestos cookies and foam rocks... if so, then we have more pressing concerns that deal with your mental state

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  • 0

    If you don't join, we'll cry. Or kill you, we're having trouble deciding as both sound equally fun.

    • Dawn
    • May 23, 2011, 2:36 am
    cry while you kill him. double the fun
    - MIKYTEY May 23, 2011, 5:58 am
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  • 0

    JOIN! JOIN I SAY! I REQUIRE MORE MINIONS... I mean friends... TO TAKE OVER THIS PLANET!! Join now and I might let you have Greenland under my rule!

    Also, I used tobe a closet Sharenator, then I just said "you know, I feel like adding my two cents" and now look at me. I even have plans to take over the world. It's not all bad.

    only one of us can be the overlord... unless we agree to split the planet at the hemispheres...
    - MIKYTEY May 23, 2011, 5:58 am
    That would be stupid! Split it at the equator. That way you both get an equal number of good and shit countries.
    - CallMeGoogle May 23, 2011, 6:21 am
    umm... the equator is the halfway point
    - MIKYTEY May 23, 2011, 6:30 am
    FOOL! I Share not my land with any but those who serve me! AND ONLY FOR THE PURPOSES OF A BETTER GOVERNED WORLD! If you join me, I might offer you one of my many countries, but I AM YOUR LORD FIREROASTEDFIRE!

    Well, I will be at any rate.
    - FireRoastedFire May 23, 2011, 8:50 am
    that depends, regardless of the country(or empire) and government theres always a resistance movement. you may be the first emperor but i will have my fun.

    if i cant have the earth, nobody can...
    - MIKYTEY May 23, 2011, 5:51 pm
    That's why I shall be benevolent to those who work for me and do their job, but will end those who oppose my rule. Plus, how will you win against a physics defying ancient robotic god whom inhabits a pinata and has the ability to shapeshift?
    - FireRoastedFire May 24, 2011, 3:49 am
    bats always win against pinatas. so a bat lit on fire(to defy your defying of physics) will destroy your robotic pinata god. overthrowing you will be as easy as a birthday party(on fire).
    - MIKYTEY May 24, 2011, 5:39 am
    Hey, that's not defying physics. That's just lighting things on fire. I do that all the time. Now, light fire on fire like I have, then you MAY, JUST MAYBE have a chance at stopping me.
    - FireRoastedFire May 24, 2011, 6:03 am
    you didnt light fire on fire, you just roasted it. if your robot defies physics then my fire is to your robot what water is to every other robot.
    - MIKYTEY May 24, 2011, 6:18 am
    You act as if you understand, but by understanding, you don't understand. The magnitude of your attempts rivals that of an everyday California earthquake. In my world, the word impossible will evaporate into nothing! 2+2 with actually equal potato! LOGIC AS YOU KNOW IT WILL CEASE TO BE AND THE WORLD WILL BE RIPE FOR RAGNAROK!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
    - FireRoastedFire May 24, 2011, 6:25 am
    so if we're aiming for the same thing why not just flip a coin?
    - MIKYTEY May 24, 2011, 6:31 am
    Because once I take over the world, I am going to destroy it. Mind you, once I have had my fun, but no less.

    You can help if you like, but you may not survive, being mortal and all. How about tis, you can have half of Europe. I don't need it anyway.
    - FireRoastedFire May 24, 2011, 6:52 am
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  • 0

    join us join us join us join us

    • Kodi93
    • May 23, 2011, 4:26 am
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  • 0

    Join just because we have bacon(if you want gay bacon you have to back into the closet)

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  • 0

    If he don't, boy he dead l:

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  • 0

    who is yout friend? tom cruise?

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  • 0

    So... he's what some call a creeper
    I call him scared of the register button!
    MAGGOT GET YOUR FAT AND OUT OF SHAPE HAND ON THAT DAMN MOUSE AND CLICK THAT DAMN FKING BUTTOOOOON OR I WILL MAKE YOU AND ALL CHILDREN YOU ARE DESTINED TO HAVE TO DO PUSHUPS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES, YOU WILL BE DOING PUSHUPS ALONE BECAUSE YOUR TO PATHETIC TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT AND THEREFORE WILL FAIL IN LIFE AND TO GET YOURSELF A SOULMATE. Prove me wrong by registering to counter this comment.
    tumblr lf90o9oyv51qflnm3o1 500 - a plea to sharenation!

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  • 0

    tell your roody-poo friend to join!!

    Read the edit.
    - CallMeGoogle May 23, 2011, 4:41 pm
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  • 0

    Here is my picture of the gorilla. Just for you.

    dsc 0327 - a plea to sharenation!

    • SuDoku
    • June 9, 2011, 2:21 pm
    Awesome picture Jo :D
    - DarkHunter June 9, 2011, 2:39 pm
    - CallMeGoogle June 9, 2011, 3:44 pm
    This is clearly shopped. I know because i've seen a bunch and the pixels look all wrong
    - MalverdeAl100 June 9, 2011, 3:45 pm
    I too, have seen a few shops in my day. I think you are on to something here.
    - CallMeGoogle June 9, 2011, 3:50 pm
    I hope you ain't on about the picture of the gorilla. I took that :(
    - SuDoku June 9, 2011, 10:10 pm
    I was talking about Google's TotallyLooksLike pic. But now that i think of it Rule #32.5 of the Internet- All your pictures were obviously photoshopped. No Exceptions.
    - MalverdeAl100 June 10, 2011, 9:47 am
    Not true :'(
    - SuDoku June 10, 2011, 9:52 am
    Don't you know how to read NO EXCEPTIONS
    - MalverdeAl100 June 10, 2011, 9:55 am
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