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A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase

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A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and asked: ‘Now Maria, why do you
want a pay increase?’
Maria: ‘Well Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you.’
Wife: ‘Who said you iron better than me?’
Maria: ‘Your husband said so.’
Wife: ‘Oh.’
Maria: ‘The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.’
Wife: ‘Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?’
Maria: ‘Your husband did.’
Wife: ‘Oh.’
Maria: ‘My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.’
Wife (really furious now): ‘Did my husband say that as well?’
Maria: ‘No Señora, the gardener did.’
SHE GOT THE RAISE
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Posted: 2010-06-01 19:20:55

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    xxkisamexx - replied 2010-06-03 17:46:58
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    where do u get this lolz ur great keep em comming
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      thekitkatkid - replied 2010-06-03 18:41:43
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      lol top secret wer I get them lol but I'll keep posting them :D
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    CrazyJay - replied 2010-06-03 18:54:29
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    FLAWLESS VICTORY.
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