A Marine's Perspective on the media...
Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old U.S. Marine Sergeant were captured by terrorists in Iraq .
The leader of the terrorists told them he'd grant each of them one last request before they were beheaded and dragged naked through the streets.
Katie Couric said, "Well, I'm a Southerner, so I'd like one last plate of fried chicken."
The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the
chicken. Couric ate it all and said, "Now I can die content."
Charlie Gibson said, "I'm living in New York , so I'd like to hear
the song, The Moon and Me, one last time."
The terrorist leader nodded to another terrorist who had studied the Western world and knew the music. He returned with some rag-tag musicians and played the song. Charlie Gibson was satisfied.
Brian Williams said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out
my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to
happen. Maybe, someday, someone will hear it and know that I was
on the job till the end."
The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and
Brian Williams dictated his comments. He then said, "Now I can die happy."
The leader turned and asked, "And now, Mr. U.S. Marine, what is your final wish?"
"Kick me in the ass," said the Marine...
"What?" asked the leader, "Will you mock us in your last hour?"
"No, I'm NOT kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass," insisted the Marine.
So the leader shoved him into the yard and kicked him in the ass.
The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from inside his cammies and shot the leader dead. In the resulting confusion, he emptied his sidearm on six terrorists, then with his knife he slashed the throat of one, and with an AK-47, which he took, sprayed the rest of the terrorists killing another 11.
In a flash, all of them were either dead or fleeing for their lives.
As the Marine was untying Couric, Gibson, and Williams, they asked him, "Why didn't you just shoot them all in the first place? Why did you ask him to kick you in the ass?"
"What?" replied the Marine, "and have you three assholes report that I was the aggressor.....?"
The leader of the terrorists told them he'd grant each of them one last request before they were beheaded and dragged naked through the streets.
Katie Couric said, "Well, I'm a Southerner, so I'd like one last plate of fried chicken."
The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the
chicken. Couric ate it all and said, "Now I can die content."
Charlie Gibson said, "I'm living in New York , so I'd like to hear
the song, The Moon and Me, one last time."
The terrorist leader nodded to another terrorist who had studied the Western world and knew the music. He returned with some rag-tag musicians and played the song. Charlie Gibson was satisfied.
Brian Williams said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out
my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to
happen. Maybe, someday, someone will hear it and know that I was
on the job till the end."
The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and
Brian Williams dictated his comments. He then said, "Now I can die happy."
The leader turned and asked, "And now, Mr. U.S. Marine, what is your final wish?"
"Kick me in the ass," said the Marine...
"What?" asked the leader, "Will you mock us in your last hour?"
"No, I'm NOT kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass," insisted the Marine.
So the leader shoved him into the yard and kicked him in the ass.
The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from inside his cammies and shot the leader dead. In the resulting confusion, he emptied his sidearm on six terrorists, then with his knife he slashed the throat of one, and with an AK-47, which he took, sprayed the rest of the terrorists killing another 11.
In a flash, all of them were either dead or fleeing for their lives.
As the Marine was untying Couric, Gibson, and Williams, they asked him, "Why didn't you just shoot them all in the first place? Why did you ask him to kick you in the ass?"
"What?" replied the Marine, "and have you three assholes report that I was the aggressor.....?"
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oohhh were goin to hell just like 4chan
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Im trying to figure out the same thing
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Same here, i can also say the same thing about your comments, they usually make a point and are frickin hilarious
didnt know you were a retired US marine, (dont really care either though, so please dont go into detail) i remember you as the 'ignorant douchebag' haha
This world is full of idiots its a shame to see those arguing with you...but what can we expect...
Semper Fi
Semper Fi
This is a really good post its a shame what we have turned ourselves into with all this liberal media...instead of reporting the news each news service MAKES the news with the twist that pleases their side i mean why do we have one news broadcaster stating our triumphs and the other one cutting us down....? can anyone enlighten me on that one
This is a really good post its a shame what we have turned ourselves into with all this liberal media...instead of reporting the news each news service MAKES the news with the twist that pleases their side i mean why do we have one news broadcaster stating our triumphs and the other one cutting us down....? can anyone enlighten me on that one
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just here to be an ass, P.S there's this crazy thing on sharenator called a reply button. if you dont use it no one knows who you're talking to
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knew you were talking to me, just didnt know when because when you reply it sends a notification, however if you dont then confusion takes over. but i see you managed to figure it out, im glad
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