ASK A BED!

OK i'll try to be as helpful as i can, and if you are unsatisfied with my answer, you are unsatisfied.
However, if you are REALLY unsatisfied, i will try to come up with a better answer.
If you just came here to ask something dirty, ask and i will answer.
And finally, if you take naps or sleep, YOU, my sir, are awesome.

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    can i sleep with you and be safe?

    yes, my king size bed brand has no sexual diseases or whatsoever, and they are completely baby-proof.
    and if you are in the mood for rape, we have a strict no-telling policy for full privacy to our customers. Also, if the bed does have some faults, just contact me and i will give you a 150% refund :D
    - Icelandgirly December 18, 2010, 3:34 pm
    when the hell did i buy a bed from you?
    - arrowdodger7 December 18, 2010, 3:38 pm
    i think you haven't.
    but your question was *can i sleep with you and be safe?*
    assuming you were meaning the bed, i answered your question honestly making it clear that Folk's Beds is the best bed brand if you are looking for a moresecure, healthy sleep.
    i never said that you bought a bed from me
    - Icelandgirly December 18, 2010, 3:44 pm
    yes, my king size bed brand has no sexual diseases or whatsoever, and they are completely baby-proof.
    and if you are in the mood for rape, we have a strict no-telling policy for full privacy to our customers. Also, if the bed does have some faults, just contact me and i will give you a 150% refund :D

    The refund part begs to differ.
    - arrowdodger7 December 18, 2010, 3:47 pm
    the refund part is just in case if my clients think that this is not the right bed for him/her, or found some guilt with the bed *wich has only 0,0000001% chance of happening*
    - Icelandgirly December 18, 2010, 3:52 pm
    and what if its not comfy enough for me? is it like the sleep number bed?
    - arrowdodger7 December 18, 2010, 3:54 pm
    if it's not comfy enough u guarantee your 150% refund as soon as the reason is fully inspected
    - Icelandgirly December 18, 2010, 4:17 pm
    I know one reason i would return it...but that wont go into a post here.
    - arrowdodger7 December 18, 2010, 4:22 pm
    why not?
    i can guarantee that no mtter what it is, you refund will be riight theere!
    - Icelandgirly December 18, 2010, 4:24 pm
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    oh shit... *facepalm*

    XD
    - Icelandgirly December 18, 2010, 3:50 pm
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    Did i miss something?

    • dreed34
    • December 18, 2010, 4:07 pm
    you missed a ggod nights sleep without my glourious new bed brand, FOLK'S BEDS!!!
    - Icelandgirly December 18, 2010, 4:21 pm
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    oh Nooooo! how much are they? i must have one!

    • dreed34
    • December 18, 2010, 4:24 pm
    it depends on what kind of a bed YOU want :D
    they come in all sizes, colours, fabrics, shapes and softnesses
    - Icelandgirly December 18, 2010, 4:25 pm
    well it defiantly needs to be silver plated, i'm gonna need it to be 10 x 15 feet all silk and preferably a mural of this in the sheets






    My self portrait ^
    - dreed34 December 18, 2010, 4:34 pm
    hmmm.. that will be hard, do you want it rapeable without it telling?
    *no sexual sicknesses guaranteed*
    but i can give you a 20% discount :D
    - Icelandgirly December 18, 2010, 4:36 pm
    i can have it done by tomorrow for only 80$
    if you are disappointed with your ber i will give you a 150% refund
    - Icelandgirly December 18, 2010, 4:42 pm
    Hmm that sounds like a good deal. does that include the silver plating?
    - dreed34 December 18, 2010, 4:47 pm
    yes, ofcourse we won't forget the silver plating my sir :)
    - Icelandgirly December 18, 2010, 4:48 pm
    You are a very good bed shop owner
    - dreed34 December 18, 2010, 5:06 pm
    haha thank you :)
    sorry for the LATE response i had to go to sleep -.-
    it was 2:30 AM when i finally got off this website
    - Icelandgirly December 19, 2010, 1:33 am
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    Already done! and of course you obviously haven't seen me with out my disguise



    images3 - ask a bed!

    • dreed34
    • December 18, 2010, 4:43 pm
    PEDOBEAR!
    HOW OFTEN HAVE I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT OF MY STORE!!!
    *you know you can only come here after the kids are gone or you need to hide from cops...*
    - Icelandgirly December 18, 2010, 4:44 pm
    I'm in my disguise you don't have to worry about those pesky cops!
    - dreed34 December 18, 2010, 4:49 pm
    ok then come in come in...
    *whispers*little girl in children beds ,aisle 3 *whispers*
    - Icelandgirly December 18, 2010, 4:52 pm
    *whispers* thanks it's been a few minutes *whispers*
    - dreed34 December 18, 2010, 4:59 pm
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    are you santa

    not the real santa, but i can offer you a quality bed that is shaped like a giant santa, with beard-pillows and everything :D
    *guaranteed quality*
    - Icelandgirly December 18, 2010, 4:46 pm
    ill just stick with the bed i have we've been through alot together and he's kindda my wing man when i hit the home stretch
    - triclebickle December 18, 2010, 4:49 pm
    well FOLK'S BEDS also has a bed-makeover service wich will make your old bed better than new!
    i will guarantee that you will enjoy it because YOU get to design it completely!
    - Icelandgirly December 18, 2010, 4:51 pm
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    how come when i have sex the bed breaks as soon as i cum? is my cum face so funny?

    are you using my bed brand?
    because that should never happen and i will guarantee you a 150% refund, rightaway!
    and a stronger bed...
    - Icelandgirly December 19, 2010, 1:35 am
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    Is my mattress 100% machine washable?

    as long as it gets in you washing machine it is!
    - Icelandgirly December 19, 2010, 3:22 am
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    Why is it that when i wake up there are other people in my bed?

    do you live in a homeless shelter?
    - Icelandgirly December 26, 2010, 9:04 am
    Perhaps...Is that an issue?
    - papereeno December 26, 2010, 12:27 pm
    if you live in a homeless shelter it is very likely that it does not have enough space and is forced to share the beds
    but if you do, how do you have computer access?
    - Icelandgirly December 26, 2010, 3:10 pm
    What is this an interrogation? What's with all these questions and mistrust. Like I would do something wrong and get computer and internet access. Ha. haha. Where's the trust? The problem is that I go to sleep on the bed alone and wake up with a bunch-a bums on it. Can ya fix it?
    - papereeno December 26, 2010, 5:11 pm
    for the right amount of $$$ i can
    - Icelandgirly December 27, 2010, 5:09 am
    OR you can do it for free. You can't pass that up.
    - papereeno December 27, 2010, 4:13 pm
    orly?
    the hell i can biiatch o.-
    - Icelandgirly December 28, 2010, 12:12 pm
    No you cannot
    - papereeno December 28, 2010, 12:29 pm
    yes i can, end of story.
    WINRAR O.O
    - Icelandgirly December 28, 2010, 12:31 pm
    Wow. You have not satisfied my bed-related issues. I want to talk to your manager
    - papereeno December 28, 2010, 12:35 pm
    i am my manager...
    i own the company...
    - Icelandgirly December 28, 2010, 12:38 pm
    Well i just talked to one of your employees...and um....she did not help me at all
    - papereeno December 28, 2010, 12:39 pm
    well i am my employees...
    and you can't get a bed for nothing, you have to pay for it
    - Icelandgirly December 28, 2010, 12:43 pm
    Come on. Help a brotha out
    - papereeno December 28, 2010, 12:45 pm
    nope.
    - Icelandgirly December 28, 2010, 12:50 pm
    FIne. be like that
    - papereeno December 28, 2010, 12:53 pm
    yes, i'll be like that.
    - Icelandgirly December 28, 2010, 1:06 pm
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  • 1

    how do you feel about SKEET SKEET SKEET

    skeet skeet skeet?
    - Icelandgirly December 27, 2010, 5:09 am
    SKEET SKEET SKEET.
    - boomshanka December 27, 2010, 8:57 am
    what the hell?
    - Icelandgirly December 27, 2010, 9:06 am
    Bang Bang Skeet Skeet?
    - papereeno December 28, 2010, 12:34 pm
    yeah, this dude gets it
    - boomshanka December 28, 2010, 2:06 pm
    Oh yeah. Internet five
    - papereeno December 28, 2010, 5:16 pm
    [slapsound]
    - boomshanka December 28, 2010, 5:36 pm
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