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ufo 20111 - alien spaceships to attack earth in 2011


Three giant alien spaceships are heading for Earth! Scientists predict they will arrive in early 2011. UFO encounters continue to increase – as documented on WWN. And today scientists at SETI (Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence), an independent non-commercial organization, made a major announcement:

“Three giant spaceships are heading towards Earth. The largest one of them is 200 miles wide. Two others are slightly smaller. At present, the objects are just moving past Jupiter. Judging by their speed, they should be on Earth by early 2011,” said John Malley, the lead extraterrestrial expert at SETI.

The spaceships were detected by HAARP search system. The system, based in Alaska, was designed to study the phenomenon of northern lights. According to SETI researchers, the objects are extraterrestrial spaceships. They will be visible in optical telescopes as soon as they reach Mars’s orbit – sometime in April of 2011. The US government has been reportedly informed about the event.

SETI researchers have spent fifty years monitoring space. Professor Malley said that they have conclusively proven that “we are just newcomers in this huge and unexplored world. Many believe that there are many other civilizations in space beside our own civilization.”

Wikileaks recenlty released many classified documents that prove that NASA and high-level U.S. official are aware of the three spaceships and are making plans to battle the spaceships. They have been concealing information from the U.S. public for decades. Wikileaks also confirms that the UFO sightings over the last three months prove that the alien invasions (long predicted by SETI) has begun. The three spaceships will mark the official beginning of the alien invasion.

Malley said that recently a Chinese official, Mao Kan, had obtained over than 1,000 secret NASA photographs depicting not only human footprints, but even a human carcass on the surface of the Moon. Some of the bones in the carcass were missing, the official said. The human corpse must have been dropped on the Moon from an alien spaceship, whereas the extraterrestrials kept some tissue samples for research.

Dr. Ken Johnston, former Manager of the Data and Photo Control Department at NASA’s Lunar Receiving Laboratory, said that US astronauts had found and photographed ancient ruins of artificial origin on the Moon. US astronauts had seen large unknown mechanisms on the Moon.

Both Johnston and Mao Kan agree that the alien spaceships are heading for Earth.

Beginning in March of 2011 the U.N. will begin preparing citizens of the world for the attack of the three spaceships – which are believed to come from Planet Zeeba.

Source - Weekly World News

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Posted: 2011-02-23 14:46:54

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  • Disco - replied 2011-02-23 16:29:52
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    erm... early 2011, here we are. WHERE ARE THE FUCKING ALIENS?!
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    • bigredkev - replied 2011-02-23 18:31:44
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      we still have a few months to go !!!!
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      • dabbler - replied 2011-04-21 10:26:17
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        Still not here!
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        • MalverdeAl100 - replied 2011-04-21 10:42:24
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          They will come on May 21st. How do i know this you ask ??? God came to me in a dream and said and i quote " The aliens will arrive on your birthday (May 21st) so you guys can get shitfaced together LOL"
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          • dabbler - replied 2011-04-21 10:46:56
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            well my friend good luck on your birthday when aliens attack.

            I guess they will just save you
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            • MalverdeAl100 - replied 2011-04-21 10:48:08
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              Not only will they save me, i will be doing some of the attacking as well
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              • dabbler - replied 2011-04-22 01:28:26
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                *cough cough* i gusse you could always save me ;)
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  • SuperPost - replied 2011-02-23 16:51:26
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    If this is real... THEN FUCK... oh well time for me to kick ass with my baseball bat!
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    • bigredkev - replied 2011-02-23 18:40:41
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      +1 you are a dude ?:)
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      • SuperPost - replied 2011-02-24 01:25:48
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        Yes... yes i am...
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  • tbart2010 - replied 2011-02-24 03:46:57
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    Oh, Weekly World News..you so silly.
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  • MalverdeAl100 - replied 2011-02-23 16:50:24
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    I wish they would come so i could be all like "HEY FUCK YOU ALIENS"
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  • moelester - replied 2011-02-28 16:10:44
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    dude holy shit...Battle LA...bum bum bummmmmm
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  • CallMeGoogle - replied 2011-06-12 20:58:34
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    Well...it's June. Where the hell are they?
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  • triclebickle - replied 2011-08-28 18:11:07
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    it is August 28h 2011 it is becoming late 2011 and there have been no alien attacks. either it isn't happening or they are stuck in traffic.
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  • Dragkyre - replied 2011-08-28 19:07:05
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    Its now late August.... I think they might of taken a wrong turn at Jupiter
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  • castlewarsisawsome - replied 2011-08-28 18:59:41
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    this is just like when that siencie predicted the world was going to end
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    • Dragkyre - replied 2011-08-28 19:09:01
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      HE was NOT a scientist, he was a retarded religious fanatic.... if he was a scientist.... he is a very stupid one
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      • castlewarsisawsome - replied 2011-08-29 02:02:05
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        oh i never knew the story i just heard that someone predicted the world would end. and it didnt
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  • OmgItzVilla - replied 2011-08-28 20:11:22
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    planet zeeba?
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  • mofosho - replied 2011-08-28 21:49:56
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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! oh WWN hehe funny
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