9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the T.V... remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their arses!

5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid £10 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?


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  • sampson
  • September 4, 2009, 2:55 am
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    Here's your sign....

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    That definitely made my day! +3!

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    you like bill?

    • tu9p
    • November 3, 2009, 5:48 am
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    bill is awesome!!!

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    you sir earn a +1

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    Repeat after me: I (say your name) will not do any of those things after I finish reading this. =]

    • dogggy
    • April 24, 2010, 3:49 pm
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    you sir, have a short patience. hahaha

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    XD Nice one.

    • SuDoku
    • September 4, 2009, 3:29 am
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    lol agree with the majority of those

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    lol

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    kudos!

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    nice stuff.

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    i so agree

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  • 1

    These are great!

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    I agree I hate those

    • wertz3
    • November 2, 2009, 3:23 pm
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    Rofl those are awesome!

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    i know right

    • tu9p
    • November 3, 2009, 5:47 am
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    One that gets me is when people point their finger to their hand when they want the bill in a restaraunt. Not as if we mime our food that way too.

    Starts to moo "i'll have a hamburger please"

    • noodle
    • April 24, 2010, 4:44 am
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    lmao these are great

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    gotta admit, i have done a few of those that are on the list. +3

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    +1. just because u kept saying arse. lol kidding.

    • md2297
    • April 26, 2010, 9:04 am
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    it made shcool bearable

    • tu9p
    • November 3, 2009, 5:48 am
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