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The point of this is I want to know your answers to questions I put. So the question is...
How do you plan to kill Justin Beiber?
Answer in the comments below.
How do you plan to kill Justin Beiber?
Answer in the comments below.
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Posted: 2011-01-30 13:26:14
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Scared to read it anyways. You scare me. o-o
Scared to read it anyways. You scare me. o-o
O.O remind me not to piss you off......
almost kill yourself i would kill myself
What worries me is that you've actually thought about this before, in this much detail..
I was just gonna take her to a real concert and put her in the middle of a pit. Then let real music fans deal with her...
Failing that ninjas. Can't go wrong with ninjas.
I was just gonna take her to a real concert and put her in the middle of a pit. Then let real music fans deal with her...
Failing that ninjas. Can't go wrong with ninjas.
that is the only correction that that i will make
First I would strap her to a table. Every 10 minutes without stop cut off no more than 1 inch of her body. start with the legs, then the arms. if she ever faints from the paint give him an adrenaline shot to a joint. if she asks why play some music, bring ear plugs. continue this until you start on its major organs. She does not need food, but water is probable necessary to prologue its pain, i would advise spiking her with a type of slow acting snake venom.
I'm thinking that I'll borrow a little something from die hard three.
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yeah idk why that happened whatever it's fixed now.
Ok the gangs have a new way of offing someone I would get a PVC pipe about three inches long sharpen one end stab in a slightly upward motion somewhere from the bottom of the belly to below the sternum basically coring the poor individual in question AKA justin beaver resulting in a very slow and painful death because the doctors cant replace what isn't there its about three or so weeks of agonizing torture till you die...either that or i would use Shaka Zulu's method of torture...JFGI if you are curious
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I would first use the coffin torture; she would be locked up for about a week before she is let out. Once she is let out I would give her some stale bread and a bit of water, we wouldn’t want her dying before we had our fun now would we.
After I make sure Beiber isn’t going to die on me just yet I will combine water boarding with the horrible torture of listening to Justin Beiber music that has been remixed with Hannah Montana. Just pause for a moment and think of the horror of a Beiber and Hannah remix, now picture hearing it nonstop for about a month while being water boarded. Yes I almost killed myself to; poor Beiber doesn’t have a choice though she is under my control.
After I have finished with the water boarding remix, more stale bread yay! I will offer water but I have a feeling that for the rest of her short life she will be terrified by water.
Then onto the wheel of torture! For the wheel of torture all I do is play wheel of fortune with Beiber tied to the middle of the wheel. Oh, did I mention that after every spin I do a little of the cutting off of the fingers, Joint by joint of course.
By this point I’ll most likely be rather board by the screaming, I would end it in a very painful way. By making Beiber put on this hat.