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#1: It's cheaper than dating.
porn its cheaper than dating
#2: Porn can't give STD's like:
■AIDS
■Genital Warts
■Gonorhea
■Syphylis
■Herpes
■Chlamydia
■Pubic Lice or Crabs
■Vaginitis
■Hepatitis

#3: It can't pin you with a pregnancy.
The Branch of Child Support Law
#4: It doesn't make you do stupid shit just to get a piece of it.
#5: To learn new moves for when and if you do have sex. Or you could just look at this chart :)
GN0516 SEX POSITIONS
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Posted: 2011-02-06 11:29:21

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  • thekitkatkid - replied 2011-02-06 13:20:49
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    I don't need reasons
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    • GinjaNinja - replied 2011-02-06 14:40:18
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      but it helps justify the act :P
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  • CaptinCrunk - replied 2011-02-06 14:47:51
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    I would much rather have sex than watch porn, but I still like to watch for the great acting and plot structure. Also, watching some random guy plow some lady then plaster her face, well, that's just good old fashion fun.
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    • thekitkatkid - replied 2011-02-06 15:15:09
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      >"I still like to watch for the great acting and plot structure."
      ohhh lol - 5 reasons to watch porn
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      • CaptinCrunk - replied 2011-02-06 15:36:21
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        LOL!
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  • xdvx - replied 2011-02-06 15:47:53
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    Only 5? Wth???
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  • mofosho - replied 2011-02-07 12:19:26
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    seems not even porn is safe nowadays
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    • gemie89 - replied 2011-02-07 12:53:17
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      The husband in this article is a real fucking idiot to believe some shit like this...actually he's probably thinking "were're even" seeing as he's secretly sending child support to some woman in Boston.
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  • triclebickle - replied 2011-03-26 18:13:51
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    reasons why I don't care to listen to this post, 1) rachel understands that I'm not whipped to the point of degrading myself 2) I'm clean and she's clean 3) years of rock climbing have deemed me 75% sterile so even without a condom there is a slim to no chance of little robs being created 4) sex is like a fighting game you need to learn newer better moves to beat your opponents.
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