5 Reasons to Watch Porn
#1: It's cheaper than dating.
#2: Porn can't give STD's like:
■AIDS
■Genital Warts
■Gonorhea
■Syphylis
■Herpes
■Chlamydia
■Pubic Lice or Crabs
■Vaginitis
■Hepatitis
#3: It can't pin you with a pregnancy.
#4: It doesn't make you do stupid shit just to get a piece of it.
#5: To learn new moves for when and if you do have sex. Or you could just look at this chart :)
#2: Porn can't give STD's like:
■AIDS
■Genital Warts
■Gonorhea
■Syphylis
■Herpes
■Chlamydia
■Pubic Lice or Crabs
■Vaginitis
■Hepatitis
#3: It can't pin you with a pregnancy.
#4: It doesn't make you do stupid shit just to get a piece of it.
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#5: To learn new moves for when and if you do have sex. Or you could just look at this chart :)
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Posted: 2011-02-06 11:29:21
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I would much rather have sex than watch porn, but I still like to watch for the great acting and plot structure. Also, watching some random guy plow some lady then plaster her face, well, that's just good old fashion fun.
>"I still like to watch for the great acting and plot structure."
reasons why I don't care to listen to this post, 1) rachel understands that I'm not whipped to the point of degrading myself 2) I'm clean and she's clean 3) years of rock climbing have deemed me 75% sterile so even without a condom there is a slim to no chance of little robs being created 4) sex is like a fighting game you need to learn newer better moves to beat your opponents.
