50 things to do at a McDonalds Drive-Thru...

1. Say "Amen" after you say your order.

2. Order a large cheese pizza.

3. Terminate the order by saying, "Remember, we never had this conversation." and then drive off.

4. Tell the order taker a rival fast food place is down the street and you're going with the lowest bidder.

5. When you take your order say "surprise me!"

6. Answer their questions with questions.

7. Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST FREE-SPIRITED COST-EFFICIENT UKRAINIAN PUCE.

8. Sing your order.

9. Spell out your order.

10. Talk about your social life.

11. Rattle off your order with a determined air. If they ask if you would like drinks with that, panic and become disoriented.

12. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.

13. Change your accent every three seconds.

14. After ordering say "and once your done throw it out and do it again cuz you won't get it right the first time!"

15. Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?"

16. Start your order with "I'd like. . . ". A little later, slap yourself and say "No, I don't."

17. Ask to rent a burger.

18. Ask if there is a warrantee on your meal.

19. Order with the radio turned up at full blast.

20. Ask if you get to keep the bag. When they say "yes" start crying with happiness and call your whole family to tell them the big news.

21. Tell them to double-check to make sure your buger is, in fact, dead.

22. Imitate the order taker's voice.

23. Eliminate verbs from your speech.

24. When they say "What would you like?" say, "Huh? Oh, you mean now."

25. Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.

26. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this meal.

27. Order just one fry.

28. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?"

29. Order two different meals and then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

30. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.

31. Take a picture of the person at the window.

32. Hand the person at the window a box of pizza and say, "that will be $7.95"

33. If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words."

34. Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.

35. Start the conversation with "My order at McDonalds, Take 1, and ... action!"

36. Ask if the burger is organically grown.

37. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."

38. State your order and say, "that's as far as this relationship is going to get".

39. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a burger." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your burger.

40. Tell them to take the first bite.

41. Teach the order taker a secret code. Take your order using that code.

42. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"

43. When you'ge given the price, say "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."

44. Bargain with the price.

45. When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"

46. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that burger.

47. Wear a detective suit and pass the person at the window a breifcase and then drive off.

48. Ask if the burger has had it's shots.

49. Don't say a word. Just stare.

50. Speak in a different language.

Extras from all you lovely people
MalverdeAl100
51. Say "JK i'm going to BurgerKing biotch !!!" and burnout of the parking lot

Disco
52. Wear a turban, a fake Osama beard, and use the thickest middle-eastern accent you can. Make obvious hints that your on your way to the airport to watch "the fireworks"

MalverdeAl100
53. Ask whoever hands you your order for their hand in marriage
54. Order 6,000 chicken fajitas (fuh-ji-tus)

XxDaminalsxX
55. When you get up to the drive-through look at the person in the window while darting your eyes left and right to act like you're looking for government spies and say "Now, do you have everything I asked for over the phone? It is of high importance that I get the materials I requested". Get a crazy look in your eye and say "the fate of the world could be at stake here!"

  • SuDoku
  • June 1, 2011, 10:32 am
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    Somebody do all of this in one visit

    I will buy someone whatever they want from McDonalds if they did all of this in one go...
    - SuDoku June 2, 2011, 8:02 am
    Even 6,000 chicken fajitas ???
    - MalverdeAl100 June 2, 2011, 8:03 am
    Yep.
    - SuDoku June 2, 2011, 8:07 am
    - MalverdeAl100 June 2, 2011, 8:12 am
    I just did
    - Steephiepoo123 April 28, 2012, 10:00 pm
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  • 2

    i still like driving up and have my friend in the trunk bang and yell

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    51. Say "JK i'm going to BurgerKing biotch !!!" and burnout of the parking lot

    #52 Wear a turban, a fake Osama beard, and use the thickest middle-eastern accent you can. Make obvious hints that your on your way to the airport to watch "the fireworks"
    - Disco June 1, 2011, 11:42 am
    53. Ask whoever hands you your order for their hand in marriage
    - MalverdeAl100 June 1, 2011, 11:45 am
    I think I might start adding these in...
    - SuDoku June 1, 2011, 11:48 am
    54. Order 6,000 chicken fajitas (fuh-ji-tus)

    - MalverdeAl100 June 1, 2011, 11:50 am
    Or just dress up as a terrorist. Doesn't necessarily have to be bin Laden XD
    - XxDaminalsxX June 1, 2011, 11:53 am
    54 or 55:
    When you get up to the drive-through look at the person in the window while darting your eyes left and right to act like you're looking for government spies and say "Now, do you have everything I asked for over the phone? It is of high importance that I get the materials I requested". Get a crazy look in your eye and say "the fate of the world could be at stake here!" XD
    - XxDaminalsxX June 1, 2011, 12:14 pm
    Pull up to the cash window(the window you normally drive past) and demand for your money to be taken there, for fear of the other cashier robbing you. (Works better if they're black.)
    - EDman123 June 1, 2011, 6:45 pm
    56. Take their order, if they refuse say "Well can you move along then? you're holding up the line"
    - DarkHunter June 2, 2011, 7:53 am
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    I once had to get the food for my football team at a mcdonalds, all in all it was over 236 burgers, I had to tell the guy at least 15 times that I really want that, because the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing lol.

    My brother always mixes burger king and mc donalds so he always wants a big mac at burger king and a whopper at mc donalds.
    He also always asks for a cheeseburger but without cheese! If they say it's a hamburger he is getting angry and starts screaming XD.

    Friends of me once went to the drive threw without car, but in a formation like they are in a car. One made the motor sounds and one was the radio. When they got their burger they asked if she (it was a female order taker) likes the car.

    • Vans
    • April 29, 2012, 6:06 pm
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