50 things to annoy your parents!!

50 things to try out to annoy your parents

1. Follow them around the house..everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. Pretend to have amnesia.

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Give yourself a swirly.

6. Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling "the sun! It’s dying!!"

7. Run into walls.

8. Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house in your underwear.

9. Have nervous spasms at anonymous times.

10. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

11. Pretend to worship the Devil.

12. Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face and say "Good morning Sunshine!"

13. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.

14. Run in circles.

15. Recite a whole movie 3 times.

16. Pretend to beat yourself up.

17. Pluck someone’s hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

18. Slither everywhere.

19. Wear a sticker that says "I’m a retard!"

20. Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist. tell them you’re making a fashion statement.

21. Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way.

22. Super glue your finger up your nose.

23. Talk to a pen.

24. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

25. Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe.

26. Try and climb the wall.

27. Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly.

28. Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead. Say your a lovely unicorn.

29. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!!"

30. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.

31. Do what they actually tell you.

32. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "oh...I get it!"

33. Eat your hair.

34. Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal.

35. Eat anything obviously not edible.

36. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.

37. Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house.

38. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."

39. When you shower or bath yell "I’m drowning!!!!"

40. Try and snorkle in your fish tank.

41. Ask them quietly "Pardon me but do you have any.." then yell "SHOELACES!!!!!!"

42. Chase an imaginary tail.

43. Demand that you want your own area code.

44. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"

45. Pretend to be 346 years old.

46. Hang upside down in your closet.

47. Pretend to be a phone.

48. Try to swim in the floor.

49. Tap on their door all night.

50. Explode a banger in your house and scream as if someones been shot

  • SuDoku
  • August 29, 2009, 8:01 am
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  • 2

    Fun stuff, damn it I'm too old for these things :)

    • xdvx
    • August 29, 2009, 8:28 am
    thats a nice everything u have there.
    - GinjaNinja February 6, 2011, 2:37 pm
  • 2

    31. Do what they tell you to do.... hahaha +3

    doing EXACTLY what the tell you to do is funny.
    - GinjaNinja February 6, 2011, 2:38 pm
  • 2

    how old r u? :)

    • jesse22
    • August 29, 2009, 10:13 am
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    i think you would be takin a trip to the mental hospital if u did some of them things btw 35 realy works chew a bit of plastic it raly pisss them off expecialy if u refuse to take it out

    • stewiz
    • August 29, 2009, 1:33 pm
  • 2

    creeper! jk

  • 2

    joke ting , ive done number 22 , by accident! :L

  • 2

    #31 has the least amount of consequences, but that one is no fun.
    #29 will get your ass beat.

  • 2

    My parents would just laugh at some of this stuff if i did it. I can be a dork at times and have done some of these

    • Momo
    • September 24, 2009, 5:38 pm
  • 2

    i just got punched... lol #1 works :)

  • 2

    some of these are pretty good.

    • Zink
    • October 13, 2009, 7:37 am
  • 2

    eee , I've actually done a lot of these . Tis fun , tis fun . (;

  • 2

    do you know from experience?

    • wolfman
    • November 8, 2009, 9:23 pm
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    35. Eat anything obviously not edible.

    I do that

  • 2

    i did that and it totally worked

  • 2

    35 i like to chew on those plastic strips on the milk jugs

  • 2

    haha i kind of do #32, except i just keep turning it on and off if my mom is trying to read

  • 2

    29 is so wrong

  • 2

    I do almost all of these.

    • ember
    • March 10, 2010, 2:53 pm
  • 1

    I did these before but forgot about number 3....

    Try it and record the results. I could do with a laugh ;)
    - SuDoku February 6, 2011, 11:01 am
    lmao Irony! you forgot to pretend to forgot
    - destroyer124 July 6, 2011, 10:35 am
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    #44 and #48 i do all the time anyway

  • 1

    lol i dont really think i should do this they would send me top a mentle home

  • 0

    Been there, done that.

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