25 things you find out if you have sons

1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough; however, if tied to paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.

8. Brake soda mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy.

11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12. Super glue is forever.

13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15. VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.

21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24. 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake soda.

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    Lmao that was great!
    ... wheres the clorox?

    lol i dont have to try it after i have already did it! so ha!
    - dustinmorris February 17, 2011, 9:42 am
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    funny

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    I really want to try #8 now haha

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    Like hell I'll try it >.>
    Just wondering where is the cheapest place to get #8's items

    Maybe Wal-Mart or somethin like that.
    - mariofox03 February 16, 2011, 9:33 am
    i find brake fluid and powdered chlorine mixed in a styrofoam cup make more smoke. get the mix just right and use 5 cups stacked together... run
    - MIKYTEY February 16, 2011, 8:07 pm
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    lolz read number 8 and was like oh rly
    Challenge accepted

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    I did #8 rite in front of anapartment complex...I hid in the bushes when the firemen came.

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    Refresh again!

    ummmm why is you saying refresh?
    - 24paperwings March 23, 2011, 6:31 pm
    So this comes back on the just updated list!
    - mariofox03 March 23, 2011, 6:45 pm
    ummmm thats called bumping and it's not allowed. especially with your own posts. the mods will get mad. why you think your getting down rated on this.
    - 24paperwings March 23, 2011, 6:47 pm
    Ah! Ok! Thx...I won't do it in the future.
    - mariofox03 March 23, 2011, 6:50 pm
    and while ur at it...look up my State Farm is there post and rate that plz...
    - mariofox03 March 23, 2011, 6:51 pm
    lol it's no problem but your not really supposed to ask someone to go to your post from another post unless it related to the convo. but ill just take this as a personal request :)
    - 24paperwings March 23, 2011, 7:08 pm
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    This list is wrong. The first thing you find out when you have a son is that the condom must've been very cheap like the gas station kinds

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