23 Things To Do Before You Die

So, I was thinking... what meaningless things could you endeavour to do before you die... Here's what I came up with... until I got bored.

1. Keg Someone in Public
2. Get dressed in a Chicken suit and run into KFC screaming ‘You killed my parents you bastards!’
3. Spend a whole day with your eyes closed
4. Drive on the autobahn in a shitty ’95 edition Mercedes
5. Volunteer in Africa for a year
6. Eat a whole can of whipped cream straight from the can
7. Buy 100 blank CD’s and stick ‘em in the microwave!!
8. Learn, and master a single deadly martial arts move that can be used in most situations
9. Marry
10. Sue McDonalds and win
11. Break a world record no matter how silly…
12. Appear as an extra in a really popular film
13. End all poverty
14. Become a multi-billionaire entrepreneur through slug racing bets
15. Invent a way to become invisible
16. legalise Weed
17. Go on the world fastest roller coaster… with your eyes shut
18. Shoot stuff with a sniper
19. Master the art of accurate shooting whilst dual wielding pistols
20. Get Toby Maguire to act again in Spiderman
21. Have intercourse with a hot celebrity
22. Buy the internet (Not Possible!!)
23. Make a better list than this and my next five posts will have 99% of the points directed to you

  • Jecht
  • March 16, 2011, 3:14 am
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  • 4

    If we're in the business of doing meaningless things then

    your mom

  • 3

    1 eat bacon before i die
    2 blow up the water tower
    3 make a nuke ththas the capability to destroy a continent
    4 tend a rabbit(Im in class watchin Of Mice and Men)
    5 try to make contact with aliens
    6 before the day that i die, pour 4 bottles of cologne on me and walk around town
    7 walk into albertsons and stock up on all of the Tillanook yogurt i can eat
    8 Kill Lennie from Of Mice and Men before George does
    9 Make Sharenator the #1 website on the web (I agree with Icelandgirly)
    10 Become the #1 ranked person on Sharenator

    You Win!!
    - Jecht March 18, 2011, 12:33 am
    - mariofox03 March 18, 2011, 6:42 am
  • 2

    My list is all about traveling

    1. Get an authentic Turkish bath
    2. See the Pyramids at Giza
    3. Pick George Washington's nose at Mt. Rushmore
    4. Stand at the center of Tienanmen Square
    5. Throw back a pint at a Scottish pub
    6. See a World Cup Final
    7. Visit Nelson Mandela's prison cell
    8. See the Statue of Jesus Christ in Rio de Jinero, Brasil
    9. Pet a tranquilized lion on the Serengeti
    10. Shake the Pope's hand.

    Aww... a close second!
    - Jecht March 18, 2011, 12:33 am
  • 1

    I've done all of them, except from 23. I win.

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    • Jecht
    • March 16, 2011, 4:56 am
  • 1

    Liking that list +1

    • Jecht
    • March 16, 2011, 6:00 am
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    1. Go Skydiving
    2. Go Bungie Jumping
    3. Go to Egypt
    4. Adopt a black kid
    5. Eat Icecream for a week :D
    6. Become a Nuclear Physicist
    7. Meet the Queen of England
    8. Go to Japan and meet Masashi Kishimoto
    9. Have sex with Johnny Depp
    10. Accumulate and read over 3000 books ;)

    - Jecht March 16, 2011, 6:44 am
  • 1

    i dont want toby Maguire to be spiderman again

    Why? :O :(
    - Jecht March 16, 2011, 6:43 am
    i didnt think he did a great job.
    - DarkicoN13 March 16, 2011, 6:59 am
  • 1

    Fair Does. Looking forward to the reboot though.

    • Jecht
    • March 16, 2011, 7:01 am
  • 1

    1.Eat only bacon/bacon related stuff for a week
    2.End all poverty
    3.Become a superhero
    4.Invent the perfect robot-servant
    5.Go to space :3
    6.Blow up something huge
    7.Be a multi-trillionaire
    8.Invent a time machine
    9.Own the world
    10.Make Sharenator the number 1 website in the world :D

  • 1

    1. Eat bacon.
    2-23. Repeat 22 more times.

    • Ertrov
    • March 16, 2011, 5:24 pm
  • 1

    1. visit each and every wonder of the world
    2. become the stig
    3. create a time machine
    4. discover a way to travel faster than light
    5. find a cheap, renewable energy source
    6. most importantly, KILL JUSTIN BEIBER by doing a skill shot (e.g. 360 no scope) whilst being recorded

  • 1

    My list is short and involves a whole 3 things:

    1. Win a "Meet Justin Beiber Contest", act like I am excited the entire way there, wait until the part where he signs something, or is supposed to shake my hand (but men do that, not little girls, so..), then rear back and slug him one right in his stupid face. Shortly following this, rip my shirt off and run as fast as I can while screaming "FREEDOOOOOM!"

    2. Marry a woman willing to bear my spawn as so we can create our own army for the purposes of the following list item.


    conquering the world is easy
    we all know love conquers all, right?
    so raise an army, call it 'love'.
    as 'love' conquers all, your army shall be undefeatable
    - awesomeeeee March 17, 2011, 10:46 am
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