$200 Bucks It Is...

A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.

" Hi, is Tony home?"
" No, he went to the store."

"Well, you mind if I wait?"

" No, come in."

They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."

Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.

They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."

Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.

A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over. "

Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"

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  • 4

    oh, you just got troll'd

    • Bekenel
    • November 19, 2010, 6:41 am
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  • 1

    lmao

    • CHEEZE
    • November 19, 2010, 6:14 am
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  • 1

    haha nice

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  • 1

    Nice lol

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  • 1

    hahaha wow lol

    • Plumdog
    • November 19, 2010, 6:16 am
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  • 1

    lol nice

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  • 1

    LOL!

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  • 1

    Sorry m8, its a really old joke, this video is from 2006

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  • 1

    seen it on here already but +3

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  • 1

    lol thats just great

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  • 1

    oh and a quick fyi this is a repost link http://www.sharenator.com/200_bucks_it_is/

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  • 1

    PMSL i wonder if anyone has ever tried this??

    • cooldog
    • November 20, 2010, 2:18 am
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  • 0

    sure smells of samefag in here

    what? lol
    - xNUFFYYYY November 19, 2010, 6:18 am
    wat
    - poopiteepoop November 19, 2010, 6:19 am
    idk...what was ur comment supposed to mean lol
    - xNUFFYYYY November 19, 2010, 6:20 am
    wat
    - poopiteepoop November 19, 2010, 6:21 am
    Wat ain't no country I ever heard of. Do they speak English in wat? ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT!?
    - CrazyJay November 19, 2010, 8:00 am
    Wat
    - Mocahking November 19, 2010, 1:56 pm
    Say wat one more time. I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker!
    - CrazyJay November 19, 2010, 3:00 pm
    .......... wat =0
    - Mocahking November 19, 2010, 6:30 pm
    Oh, you were finished? Then allow me to retort. What does Marcellus Wallace look like? (If you haven't seen pulp fiction, you're probably confused.)
    - CrazyJay November 20, 2010, 4:05 am
    actually i am confused, as i havent seen pulp fiction..... i mean, wat =)
    - Mocahking November 20, 2010, 12:31 pm
    Well, you should definitely see it. It is by far one of my favourite movies
    - CrazyJay November 20, 2010, 3:18 pm
    i think i will, it was recommended to me by a couple other friends too
    - Mocahking November 20, 2010, 3:43 pm
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  • -1

    lol thanks guys pls rate +3 :)

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  • -1

    idk lol nevermind

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