13 Reasons Why it is so cool to be a man

1)Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

2)You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

3)You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

4)If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

5)Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

6)Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

7)Same work, more pay.

8)Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.

9)Wedding dress: $2,000. Tuxedo rental: $75.

10)If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

11)You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

12)The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

13)Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.

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    This is so true

    • Ertrov
    • July 15, 2010, 3:36 pm
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    all so true lolz especially same outfit

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  • 1

    So true! Also, if we get into a fight, unlike women, we dont drag on for hours, we beat the shit out of each other, shake hands, and now we are best friends.

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  • 1

    so true that should be reason 14

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  • 1

    I don't even have to know 5 colors, being colorblind.

    • Kojira
    • July 15, 2010, 6:02 pm
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    lmao...wait are u serious?

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  • 1

    that is how i shop for my relatives

    • gw2250
    • July 15, 2010, 6:09 pm
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    Yea, I'm colorblind, so I technically don't have to know all the colors, haha.

    • Kojira
    • July 18, 2010, 5:00 pm
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    wow thats so awesome I hate that I have to remember witch is blue & red lol

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  • 1

    If I need a w**k I can just do it !!!! I dont need any any emotional reasons

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