100 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Guy

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
Movie nudity is virtually always female.
You know stuff about tanks.
A 5-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
Monday Night Football.
You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.
Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
You can open all your own jars.
Old friends don't give a crap whether you've lost or gained weight.
Dry cleaners and barbers don't rob you blind.
When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall at every shot of somebody crying.
Your butt is never a factor in job interviews.
All your orgasms are real.
A beer gut doesn't make you invisible to the opposite sex.
Guys in hockey masks don't attack you (unless you smash 'em into the boards).
You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
You understand why "Stripes" is funny.
You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
Your last name stays put.
You can leave the hotel bed unmade.
When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.
You can kill your own food.
The garage is all yours.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
You see the humor in "Terms of Endearment".
Nobody secretly wonders whether you swallow.
You never have to clean a toilet.
You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes.
Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
The National College Cheerleading Championship.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
None of your co-workers has the power to make you cry.
You don't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.
If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices.
You can write your name in the snow.
You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest.
Everything on your face gets to stay its original color.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president...in this lifetime.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
Flowers fix everything.
You never have to worry about other people's feelings.
You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.
You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
Three pairs of shoes is more than enough.
You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
You can say anything ("Wow, do my balls hurt!") and not worry about what people will think.
Foreplay is optional.
Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe.
Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.
You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader's coming by.
You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't give a rat's ass if anyone notices your new haircut.
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking, "He must be mad at me."
The world is your urinal.
You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover's about to leave you.
You get to jump up and slap stuff.
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
One mood, all the time
You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
You never have to drive on to another gas station because this one's just too skeevy.
You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.
You can sit with you knees apart no matter what you're wearing.
Same work...more pay!
Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
Wedding dress: $2,000; tuxedo rental: $75.
You don't care if someone's talking about you behind you back.
With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the Earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory.
You don't mooch off others' desserts.
If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
The remote control is yours and yours alone.
People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
ESPN's SportsCenter.
You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
Bachelor parties whomp butt over bridal showers.
You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
You needn't pretend you're "Freshening up" to go to the bathroom.
If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your other friends you've changed.
Someday you'll be a dirty old man.
You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "Screw it."
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong buddies.
Princess Diana's death was just another obituary.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood.
You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.
If something mechanical doesn't work, you can bash it with a hammer or throw it across the room.
New shoes don't blister, cut, and mangle your feet.
Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.
You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.
Not liking a person doesn't preclude having great sex with them.
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So...notice anything different?"
Baywatch
There's always a game on somewhere.

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  • 15

    A suitcase for a 5 day vacation? Don't be crazy... that only requires a backpack

    ll you need is your cloths on your back thats is
    - castlewarsisawsome November 27, 2010, 8:18 am
    Nah a real man goes in nothing but his birthday suit and a fig leaf.
    - gemie89 November 27, 2010, 9:09 am
    Who needs a leaf?
    - Ertrov January 11, 2011, 9:04 am
    no... you need a backpack at least... for your xbox or PS3 and games. or a suitcase if wherever you're going doesn't have a TV.
    - MIKYTEY February 1, 2011, 2:23 am
    Fuck it just me and my instincts!
    Who needs cloths, I got man hair.
    Money? That's why I lie about candy and eat little children.
    Anything else is out in the wild... or an idiot who did bring a backpack.
    - chaosmaster June 29, 2011, 11:45 pm
    Honestly, how long are we gonna continue 1-uping eachother. lol. ALL of it is true. THERE! No Winners!
    - mariofox03 July 2, 2011, 6:53 pm
    All of it is true, and MORE. Winning.
    - Ertrov July 6, 2011, 2:03 pm
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  • 15

    Or you could be a real man and only need the clothes on your back. And maybe a toothbrush.

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  • 14

    Yes on the toothbrush. Unless you just dip your finger in whiskey and rub it on your teeth. It worked for me. haha

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  • 10

    sorry if the post said this but we don't have to give birth too.

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  • 9

    "You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny." This made me laugh so hard. I laughed for like five min straight. Thank you I was having a crappy day and that made it all better.

    lol me too
    - mofosho November 29, 2010, 11:07 am
    haha same is laughed so hard!!
    - Nightmare January 29, 2011, 10:27 pm
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  • 9

    Lol all you need is you & a comb

    • Chris54
    • January 28, 2010, 12:31 pm
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  • 8

    screw a backpack
    get a walmart sack and your wallet

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  • 8

    How about not having a period? I enjoy not bleeding for 5 days monthly.

    Or giving birth. Haha!

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  • 8

    lol punting a small dog was awesome. my girlffriend got a mini chiwawa for christmas (her cousin likes pissing me off) and my lab roo has tirds that are bigger than this thing and she gets really mad when she asks what im laughing about and im dumb enough to say i just imagined drop kicking pettey over the fence like a football

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  • 8

    my sisters managed to pack 3 suitcases together for a 3 day holiday:P

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  • 6

    men also know correct spelling unlike that person who wrote the women's version of this

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  • 6

    the best thing of all about being a guy is,

    MASTURBATING!!!!!!!!

    Bullshit. You have to have a special place, and sometimes you can't even satisfy yourself(ADMIT IT), beyond that, while I'm sure someone is comfortable with their boner boning out their pants, I'm sure as hell NOT.
    Plus, a girl can cross her legs and jostle, masturbating in public without anyone knowing[except those in the know]
    - Inedibleedible January 10, 2012, 6:50 am
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  • 6

    What about beating the crap out of some and becoming friends in the same week, instead of a life long grudge?

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  • 5

    screw walmart sack just a shirt underwear shoes and money

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  • 5

    pwn

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  • 5

    I don't know about the best. but thats in the top 5.

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  • 4

    this is why being a guy is paradise xD

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  • 4

    We know how to drive.
    Danica Patrick is a godsend.

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  • 4

    Our operations manual is one sentence long

    We are faster

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  • 4

    epic pwn

    • peace
    • January 31, 2010, 6:19 am
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  • 4

    Best thing about being a guy...damn thats tough, I can't decide between not bleeding once a month or being a good driver.

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  • 4

    being a good driver, you can bleed all you want, but you will die if you cant get to the hospital safely

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  • 4

    Is it weird that I'm a girl and agree with nearly all of these...? Being a girl can be such a frigging chore at times... Then again, I can get free stuff if I really wanted to.. So it balances out :D

    • SuDoku
    • November 29, 2010, 11:12 am
    Yeah, it really is a double standard.
    You want a promotion, you know what to do.
    - Demono January 29, 2011, 8:36 pm
    Make lots of sammichs?
    - SuDoku January 30, 2011, 12:45 am
    Yes, possibly???
    - Demono January 30, 2011, 4:25 am
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  • 3

    this is just a question but did you forget to mention the great magazines we have too like maxim :-) im not gona mention the others (penthouse, playboy, club) :-)

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  • 3

    great!!!

    • Simmo49
    • January 30, 2010, 2:15 am
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  • 3

    we can also read :P unlike the chicks for the girl version of this =]

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  • 3

    hah win

    • DocSir
    • February 17, 2010, 2:02 am
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  • 3

    I can wear a white shirt to a water park
    but any girl who wants to can too

    • hightec
    • November 27, 2010, 7:04 am
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  • 3

    Epic. I love this post!!

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  • 2

    i wanna be a dude :(

    ahahah being female SUCKS ;P

    Its awesome most of the time.

    Few instances where being a girl would really come in handy.
    - Demono January 30, 2011, 4:26 am
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  • 2

    i wanna be a dude :(

    ahahah being female SUCKS ;P

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  • 2

    Reasons why it's great to be ME :D (i'm a really different girl :D )
    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
    Movie nudity is virtually always female.
    You know stuff about things guys could NEVER know.
    A 15-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
    Sharenator.
    You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.
    Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
    You can open all your own jars.
    Old friends don't give a crap whether you've lost or gained weight.
    Dry cleaners and barbers don't rob you blind.
    When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall at every shot of somebody crying.
    Your butt is never a factor in job interviews.
    All your orgasms are real.
    A beer gut doesn't exist.
    Guys in hockey masks don't attack me, I attack them :D
    You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
    You understand why "WHALES" is funny.
    You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
    Your last name stays put (Iceland FTW).
    You can leave the hotel bed unmade.
    When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.
    You can kill your own food.
    The garage is all yours.
    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    You see the humor in "WHALES".
    Nobody secretly wonders whether you swallow.
    You never have to clean a toilet.
    You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes.
    Sex means never worrying about your reputation, i like having guys as buds :).
    Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
    Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
    You don't have to shave.
    None of your co-workers has the power to make you cry.
    You don't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.
    If you're 34 and single, who cares?
    You can write your name in the snow and not make it smell bad.
    You can get into a nontrivial butt-slap contest XD.
    Everything on your face gets to stay its original color.
    Chocolate is just another snack, so is candy, cakes, pizza, hamburgers e.t.c.
    You can be president...in this lifetime.
    You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
    Flowers if i fake a little temper tantrum.
    You never have to worry about other people's feelings.
    You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.
    You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
    Three pairs of shoes is more than enough.
    You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
    You can say anything ("Wow, do my balls hurt!") and not worry about what people will think.
    Foreplay is optional.
    Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe (neither does Jusstin Bieber).
    Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.
    You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
    You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader's coming by.
    You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
    Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    You don't give a rat's ass if anyone notices your new haircut.
    You can quietly watch a movie with your buddy for hours without ever thinking, "He must be mad at me."
    You don't get arrested for flashing ;).
    You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover's about to leave you.
    You get to jump up and slap stuff.
    Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
    One mood, you're fucked.
    You can admire a model or a star without starving yourself to look like her.
    You never have to drive on to another gas station because this one's just too skeevy.
    You know at least 20 ways to make men do anything for you.
    You can sit with you knees apart no matter what you're wearing.
    no work, looks...more pay!
    Gray hair and wrinkles don't exist.
    You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
    Wedding dress: $2,000; tuxedo rental: $75; Your part of the payment: $0
    You don't care if someone's talking about you behind you back.
    Periods, an excuse for anything.
    You easily mooch off others' desserts.
    The remote control is yours and yours alone.
    People glance at your chest when you're talking to them. (i guess everything is alright for me then -.- )
    Computer games.
    You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
    Bachelor parties whomp butt over bridal showers. :)
    You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
    You can't buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked. XD
    You needn't pretend you're "Freshening up" to go to the bathroom.
    If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your other friends you've changed.
    Someday you'll be a crazy cat lady :D
    You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "Screw it."
    If another girl shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong buddies.
    Princess Diana's death was just another obituary.
    You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood.
    You think the idea of WHALES is funny
    If something mechanical doesn't work, you can bash it with a hammer or throw it across the room.
    New shoes don't blister, cut, and mangle your feet.
    Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.
    You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.
    Not liking a person doesn't preclude having great sex with them.
    Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So...notice anything different?"
    There's always a computer around somewhere.

    also, 100 reasons why it's great to be a woman

    1. We can get laid anytime we want.

    2. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar.

    3. We pee sitting down so it's easier to pass out on the toilet when you're drunk.

    4. We get out of speeding tickets by crying.

    5. We get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg.

    6. We can sleep our way to the top of the class.

    7. We get to shop at Victoria's Secret.

    8. We can marry rich and then not have to work.

    9. We never have to pay when we go out on dates.

    10. Men take us on all expense paid trips - all we have todo is sleep with them.

    11. Men light our cigarettes for us.

    12. Men hold the door open for us.

    13. We pout better. (those puppy dog eyes always work!)

    14. We're cuter.

    15. We lie better.

    16. We're better manipulators.

    17. We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves - you guys get the couch.

    18. We always have food in the fridge.

    19. We don't worry about losing our hair.

    20. We always get to choose the movie.

    21. We don't have to mow the lawn.

    22. We don't have to take out the garbage.

    23. We don't have to paint the house or walls.

    24. PMS - yet another excuse to bitch at men.

    25. Cosmopolitan.

    26. We can con our way out of anything - not just dig ourselves deeper into a hole.

    27. Men unlock our side of the car first - a real bonuswhen its cold.

    28. PMS is a legal defense for murder.

    29. Men are like tiles, lay 'em right the first time you can walk all over em forever.

    30. We can masturbate more in a day than men.

    31. 2 words - multi orgasmic!

    32. We don't have to constantly adjust our genitals.

    33. Sweat is sexy on us.

    34. We never run out of excuses.

    35. You guys may get to think about sex 200 times a day, but we could be having it that often.

    36. Doggie style - that way we get to watch the game, too. (Ok that's nasty)

    37. We get expensive jewelry as gifts that we NEVER have to give back.

    38. We get candy, flowers and jewelry all the time because men screw up so often.

    39. We can give "the look" that will make any man want tocower in the corner.

    40. Women are cleaner.

    41. Women have more than one erogenous zone. (in case you guys didn't know)

    42. We're better arguers.

    43. We don't always have to think with our genitals.

    44. Massage!!!!

    45. We're better parents.

    46. We never have to sit home alone on a weekend night.

    47. There's never a shortage of ready, willing, and able men.

    48. We're flexible.

    49. When women get upset, we don't destroy property or hurt people - we just take it out on the world in general because we can.

    50. Menopause - thank heaven we're not capable of having children after we're 50.

    51. Menstruation - just another excuse to use so we can say"no" to sex.

    52. Men in uniform.

    53. We look great in there clothes. They look crazy in ours.

    54. We can just roll over and go to sleep after we masturbate because there's no messy cleanup.

    55. It generally takes us less to get drunk.

    56. We have a higher tolerance to pain.

    57. We often get to cut in line.

    58. Most women actually look good in short shorts - men DON'T.

    59. Better tips.

    60. Women who don't wear underwear are considered sexy andwild, when men do it, it's rather disgusting.

    61. We have mastered civilized eating - we don't embarrass our friends or make loud bodily noises in public.

    62. Women can go a day without showering or shaving and not look or smell disgusting - thank heaven for long pants and perfume!

    63. We can connive men into doing our homework, writing our papers or carrying our books anytime we want.

    64. We don't have excessive amounts of body hair. (Most of us)

    65. We don't spend 45 minutes on the toilet.

    66. Men will pay us for sex.

    67. Smoking the seeds in marijuana doesn't make us sterile.

    68. We can throw a punch at a man and not get hit in return.

    69. Men may fantasize about having sex with more than one woman at a time, but we can have sex with an entire football team at once if we want.

    70. Men walk on the side of the sidewalk closest to the road so that if a car hits us, he gets hurt not us.

    71. Women sweat less.

    72. Women smell better.

    73. When women make their boyfriends mad, we don't have to waste money on flowers or cards - a blow job and sex fixes all.

    74. Men are more often serial killers, thieves, rapists and cheats.

    75. Women don't get the humor in the three stooges.

    76. Women have three accessible holes.

    77. We don't get embarrassed when buying tampons.

    78. We're better gossips.

    79. We have better fashion sense.

    80. We're better shoppers.

    81. We don't have to make fools out of ourselves to impress a man.

    82. Our friends don't pick on us if we aren't sleeping with anyone.

    83. Men don't know what our 'girl talk' is all about (and I'm not gonna tell you)

    84. We're all sitting on a gold mine - we know it and use it to our extreme advantage.

    85. We don't have to drive when on a date.

    86. An ugly woman can use makeup and get a new hairdo to become presentable - ugly men are just screwed.

    87. Women can use the old "that mark on my neck is from a curling iron burn" line.

    88. Women know how fake it.

    89. Women look better naked.

    90. We know that rhythm doesn't only pertain to dancing.

    91. When women are short, we're petite. When men are short, they're just short.

    92. Women do less time for violent crimes.

    93. Women don't have to worry about not being able to getit up.

    94. An oblong vegetable is all we need for a good time anynight.

    95. Women's conversations generally consist of more than just "uh huh, yep ok then bye"

    96. Women don't need an excuse to be in a bad mood.

    97. Women never have to see combat.

    98. The remote control is not an extension of ourselves.

    99. Women are sexier.

    and the 100th reason its better to be a woman - this one is definitely worthy of reiteration:

    100. We can get laid ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANY WAY we want it!

    (credits to CaptinCrunk)
    - Icelandgirly January 11, 2011, 10:02 am
    Did you just say women get what they want when they want it by being whores... Sometimes true, but why do you think we are named, 'The man of the house'
    - chaosmaster June 29, 2011, 11:52 pm
    Late response, but i actually didn't make that list.
    - Icelandgirly June 30, 2011, 1:25 am
    Late finding of the post, well then they said just as that is what it looks like.
    - chaosmaster June 30, 2011, 5:16 am
    Yeah i know.... late response....
    But. In order to really live up to this list you must be really hot... Some ugly girl can't do most of them.
    - Curuba June 30, 2011, 6:05 am
    Yeah kind of
    - Icelandgirly June 30, 2011, 8:59 am
    I agree lol
    - Icelandgirly June 30, 2011, 9:00 am
    - chaosmaster June 30, 2011, 6:05 pm
    1. We can get laid anytime we want.
    Myth. I have turned down my fair share of women not giving it to them when they asked for it. Sorry ugly girls, but some are too ugly, drunk, annoying or to big a slut for my pecker.

    2. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar.
    Myth.
    HA! See response 1. I have had women I would not sleep with buy me drinks.

    3. We pee sitting down so it's easier to pass out on the toilet when you're drunk.
    We just go out side to pee. Most women can't hold their drink so its for the best you are sitting down.

    4. We get out of speeding tickets by crying.
    Funny thats on the list. A friend of mine who is a state trooper told me about a girl who tried that last week. She got the ticked

    5. We get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg.
    I am sorry, but men don't want to see all girls cleavage or leg. I am talking to you old, fat or just ugly girls.

    6. We can sleep our way to the top of the class.
    I love that statement. It assumes the man is the top of the class to begin with. So I say we don't have to sleep our way to the top of the class. We are already there.

    7. We get to shop at Victoria's Secret.
    We get to take our girl friends shopping at Victoria's Secret. While there we get to check out other women looking at panties.

    8. We can marry rich and then not have to work.
    Sure if you want an unfilled life as a whore.

    9. We never have to pay when we go out on dates.
    If you made as much money as a man, then you could pay.

    10. Men take us on all expense paid trips - all we have todo is sleep with them.
    See question 9. Yet again showing how loose many women are.

    11. Men light our cigarettes for us.
    Most women don't know where anything is. Keys, credit cards, cigarette lighter, ect... It just makes things easier since we don't loose track of ever thing.

    12. Men hold the door open for us.
    If we don't, many will walk into the door.

    13. We pout better. (those puppy dog eyes always work!)
    I agree. Men don't pout, we get over it.

    14. We're cuter.
    I agree.

    15. We lie better.
    Yet some many women believe that their husbands are really working late...

    16. We're better manipulators.
    Not sure if I would be proud of that.

    17. We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves - you guys get the couch.
    My house, my bed. You buy something, you can sleep on it.

    18. We always have food in the fridge.
    Depends on if your man gave you money or not.

    19. We don't worry about losing our hair.
    You should. A man who lost his hair is going to have a much easier time finding some one compared to a woman with no hair.

    20. We always get to choose the movie.
    What type of spineless men has the writer of this list seen?

    21. We don't have to mow the lawn.
    Nor do we. We get to. We are proud of the house we paid for.

    22. We don't have to take out the garbage.
    Yet you do.

    23. We don't have to paint the house or walls.
    You don't have a house to paint. Its your mans house.

    24. PMS - yet another excuse to bitch at men.
    Cant argue anything here. Women need to bitch, meanwhile men are making the world work.

    25. Cosmopolitan.
    All girls want to be the bitch from Devil Wars Product. Sad

    More to come later. This list is full of something that needs to be douched out.
    - johnecash July 2, 2011, 7:57 am
    Hey, as I said before, I didn't make this list.
    - Icelandgirly July 2, 2011, 3:01 pm
    Men are pretty good manipulators, Ever hear of the saying "A woman can fake an orgasm but a man can fake a relationship" :P
    - gemie89 July 2, 2011, 9:36 pm
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  • 2

    For some reason I keep reading 100 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Guy as, 100 Reasons Why It's Great To Be Gay.

    • ember
    • January 29, 2011, 9:58 pm
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  • 2

    i'm with the females, females r better

    • alucard
    • February 4, 2011, 4:15 pm
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  • 2

    Men can get through life without a single instruction booklet

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  • 2

    How about this:
    Girls can be the cruelest people to each other over the most stupid things. Guys can just smack each other around and go get a beer.

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    80. We're better shoppers.
    Listen females, the only reason you are better shoppers is because you spend a good hour deciding whether your butt will look big in this dress

    Late response but men don't shop they buy.
    - Turtlestlker June 30, 2011, 7:58 am
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    So I was bored enough to read the 100 reasons why it's better to be a girl and I gotta say whoever made or believes that must be a conceded bitch. Smart guys know how to play the game to show the girl who's in charge.

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