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It's time for a breather, America. Fire up the grill, ice down the drinks, and pop open that patio umbrella. Health care, the oil spill, Afghanistan, China, Elena Kagan and financial reform will all be waiting on Tuesday, July 6th. We promise. What won't be, though, is the chance to lean back and remember why we care enough about our country to spar over these things and in the end, remain united.

"Freedom," Albert Camus pointed out, "is nothing else but a chance to be better." For 234 years, America has strived, fought, invented, pushed, pulled and dragged itself towards the better. Fortune was keen to enumerate our progress.

There's no claim to ranking or exclusivity here, so leave the nitpicking aside for another day, though feel free to add to our list in the comments section. Without further ado, and in almost no particular order, we present the Fortune 100 Great Things About America.



1. The Internet
Oh yes, invented in the USA -- maybe Al Gore helped.

2. The Constitution and the Bill of Rights

3. Baseball
America's pastime…steroids or not

4. Mount Rushmore
Home of the original "your face here" gimmick

5. Food in New Orleans
If you can remember it the next morning

6. Rock and roll
Find a Beatles or Stones song uninfluenced by American music. Just try.

7. Hawaii
Mauna Kea, Kaua'i…you gotta see it to believe it.



8. iPod, iPad, and everything Apple

9. Barbecue
Carolina, Mississippi, K.C., Memphis…it's all good.

10. Ford Mustang
Who needs a German car? We'll take the classic.

11. Wikipedia
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12. Buffalo
Because this is a real sentence: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. Don't believe us? Check on #11.

13. Slam dunks
Thanks to Doctor J

14. Broadway
If the Lion King ever closes, Cats will come back.

15. Bluebirds
Listen to mine sing

16. Google
Because no one stands up to China better

17. Mark Twain
The original American bad-ass



18. The national anthem

19. Iced drinks
When will the rest of the world figure this out?

20. Beaches
Cape Cod, Kiawah, Zuma -- ours are better.

21. Madison Square Garden
A little threadbare but still the biggest stage in America's biggest city

22. Delivery pizza

23. The Grateful Dead
Long may the followers of Uncle John's Band live on.

24. YouTube
We keep clicking on home videos even after Charlie bit our finger -- again!

25. The Super Bowl
The parties, the ads -- oh and a sports game, too

26. Fishing
China rules the commercial catch, but more people fish for fun here than anywhere else.

27. Monopoly
A game we sometimes play in real life, too.

28. The Big Apple Circus
Where joy and, occasionally, fear comes in clown twelve-packs by tiny car

29. M&M's
Imitators don't stand a chance

30. Facebook
Friend us? Just kidding… but seriously. Please friend us.

31. Thanksgiving
Loosen your belt and watch the parade

32. Pickup trucks
Our nation's first outlet for unfunny bumper stickers

33. The Simpsons
May Bart and Lisa never make it to high school.

34. Oprah Winfrey
But after 2011, no more free cars for the audience

35. Frisbees
Not just for dogs

36. Mad Men
Jon Hamm + Christina Hendricks = cooler than the actual '60s

37. New York/Boston sports rivalry
For our safety, we decline to comment.

38. MRI machine
Perfect for after that Yanks-Sox game

39. Patagonia
The first to make polyester clothes out of old plastic bottles

40. Archie Comics
Betty or Veronica: 68 years and the debate rages on

41. The Golden Gate Bridge
Dirty Harry meets Full House. Uh oh.


42. Jazz
Even before Ken Burns discovered it

43. Fantasy football

44. S'mores

45. Trader Joe's
If cheap wine were apples, we present the modern Johnny Appleseed. Amen.

46. The 4th of July

47. Harley Davidson
The motorcycle company that has survived both the Great Depression and the Hybrid Obsession

48. March Madness
So crazy it spills into April

49. Scrabble
As Facebook proved, it's Scrabulous

50. Kegs
Even useful when empty, as moorings

51. Slip 'N Slide
Simple. Genius.

52. Ice cream
Ben and Jerry's, Breyers, soft serve… ours freezes the competition

53. Yellowstone National Park

54. Oreos
This choice bribed by the secret dairy farmers' cartel

55. Edward R. Murrow
A journalist who was cool? Sigh.

56. Restaurant week
The one week a year when snooty waiters have to play nice

57. Washington D.C. monuments at night
Lincoln looks good

58. Bugs Bunny
Every parent's dream: he's nice to doctors and he eats his veggies

59. Etch A Sketch
Don't shake away our faith in this one

60. Coca-cola
Hmmm… what does the "coca" stand for again?

61. Flip flops
Not the John Kerry kind, though both can be found on Nantucket

62. Vegas weddings

63. Napa wine
If anyone orders Merlot, we're leaving

64. Willie Nelson
Trigger

65. eBay
The only place where you can buy a single cornflake

66. Blueberries
Our favorite fruit that can't check email

67. The Rockettes
E-leg-trifying!

68. Charles Barkley
Hosting Saturday Night Live and pitching for T-Mobile, Sir Charles is now larger than life

69. Blue jeans
Levi Strauss invented the modern version only to see them become boringly ubiquitous

70. County fairs
We recommend you eat your corndog after swinging that sledgehammer at the High Striker game

71. The Oscars
A celebration of everything good and awful about Hollywood

72. Veterans
Thank you

73. Steakhouses
Thankfully, not rare

74. The Tiffany box
The only package more powerful than its contents

75. Sports mascots
The San Diego Chicken vs. the Phillie Phanatic

76. The Great Lakes

77. Salt water taffy
Delicious even though they contain neither salt nor water

78. Roller coasters
Possibly the only 30-second activity worth a three-hour wait

79. HBO
Even if we're unsold on the vampire craze

80. The Everglades
Where else would you go to get drunk and wrestle an alligator?

81. Bonnie and Clyde
Do you and your honey bunny rob banks? No? Then sit down.

82. Chewing gum
But please, remember that it's a silent activity

83. The light bulb
And we just keep inventing better ones!

84. Religious freedom
From Pilgrims to scientologists

85. Bagels
If you've never tried one, come to New York and make your first one an H&H

86. Judd Apatow films

87. The Billboard 100
Measuring our music since 1958

88. Chipotle
And the guacamole really is worth the extra $2.25

89. Dalmatians on fire trucks
Black and white and red all over

90. Disney movies
Not yours, Nicholas Cage. The old school, animated ones

91. New Year's Eve
Every country has one, but they all watch Times Square

92. Elvis Presley
A hound-dog and the King

93. Cowboys

94. Turducken
A true American delicacy: a chicken in a duck in a turkey

95. Netflix
The only movie rental survivor

96. Spring Break
We plead the Fifth

97. Escalators
First used commercially in Yonkers, NY in 1899—who knew?

98. Stand-up comedy
Unless you are singled out

99. Redwood trees
The oldest is 2,200 years old

100. Bendy straws
Invented by a Cleveland entrepreneur—and perhaps Ohio's most significant contribution, though we tip our hats to the Wright Brothers and its 8 U.S. Presidents

101. Charlie Brown
Sorry, Charlie, maybe next time you'll crack the top 100

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USMC
USMC
Rank: #1868
102. BACON!
Posted: 2010-07-07 05:17:45 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
103. And twins!
104. the way a southern girl talks......mmmmmmmm nice.
Posted: 2010-07-07 05:22:05 Report Reply
105. chuck norris
Posted: 2010-07-07 14:55:11 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
I say 100-110 is chuck norris
Posted: 2010-07-07 15:45:58 Report Reply
BEASTY
BEASTY
Rank: #46
106 The blues brothers.

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Posted: 2010-07-29 13:30:10 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
you Sir must be on a mission from Gad to spread the good word known only as the Blues Brothers. there are only 2 musicals i have ever seen that i enjoyed, both are called Blues Brothers.
Posted: 2010-07-29 19:29:13 Report Reply
BEASTY
BEASTY
Rank: #46
:D nothing beats the awesome of the blues brothers
Posted: 2010-07-30 01:30:07 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark and we are wearing shades. Hit IT
Posted: 2010-07-30 05:24:16 Report Reply
tyduran13
tyduran13
Rank: #79
Hell yeah haha
Posted: 2010-08-20 21:17:51 Report Reply
Albane
Albane
Rank: #114
You didn't like Sweeney Todd? That is the only musical I have ever liked, and not just made it through.
Posted: 2011-04-26 05:03:42 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
don't know sweeney todd
Posted: 2011-04-26 06:56:03 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
ill have to give it a try.
Posted: 2011-04-26 08:58:26 Report
matt1584
matt1584
Rank: #87
1-100 are Chuck Norris silly! this list above is 101-201!
Posted: 2010-07-30 09:02:32 Report Reply
moelester
moelester
Rank: #56
dont for get MEGAN FOX !!!!!!!

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Posted: 2010-07-07 17:03:34 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
find a pic of her making a sandwich and then we are talking!
Posted: 2010-07-07 19:43:50 Report Reply
moelester
moelester
Rank: #56
thats what photoshop is for my friend
Posted: 2010-07-08 18:23:49 Report Reply
Ertrov
Ertrov
Rank: #40
Isn't she a bit old for you, Pedobear?
Posted: 2010-07-29 17:49:04 Report Reply
moelester
moelester
Rank: #56
your never to old for megan fox

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Posted: 2010-07-30 13:17:01 Report Reply
tyduran13
tyduran13
Rank: #79
Shes married so yea
Posted: 2010-08-20 21:18:37 Report Reply
so cheating isn't cheating unless you get caught.
Posted: 2010-08-20 21:27:35 Report Reply
Monopoly is American? I didn't know that, I always thought monopoly London was the original
Posted: 2010-07-07 11:55:22 Report Reply
Jozzoh
Jozzoh
Rank: #101
I know me too, they're named after London streets
Posted: 2010-07-07 14:38:16 Report Reply
Yeah but different cities do different versions I guess, cos I have a monopoly Houston version too haha, but I thought the first ever was from London, guess I was wrong
Posted: 2010-07-07 15:10:19 Report Reply
Monopoly was invented by Charles Darrow,a domestic heater salesman from Germantown, a neighborhood in Philadelphia.
Posted: 2010-07-08 20:23:28 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
no sir monopoly is home grown here in the US
Posted: 2010-07-07 11:58:03 Report Reply
tbart2010
tbart2010
Rank: #45
yes, if I'm right, I think it came out of the Great Depression.
Posted: 2010-07-08 20:32:11 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
you are correct it did come out of the great depression. for that reason when it was originally offered to hasbro they didn't want to buy it. they said it was too depressing of a game and that no one would ever want to play a game like that.
Posted: 2010-07-30 06:23:06 Report Reply
DennisDee
DennisDee
Rank: #108
Judd Apatow is The Best!
Posted: 2010-07-07 13:06:14 Report Reply
Dannyl
Dannyl
Rank: #6
0 - chuck norris
Posted: 2010-07-30 05:51:15 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
what comes before 1, chuch norris. i like it!
Posted: 2010-07-30 06:10:59 Report Reply
Dannyl
Dannyl
Rank: #6
This is infact why it's so impossible to divide by 0. Chuck does not like to be bothered by trivial things such as math
Posted: 2010-07-30 06:19:10 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
The Man
The Myth
The Legend
Chuck Norris, accept no Substitute.
Posted: 2010-07-30 06:21:53 Report Reply
cary139
cary139
Rank: #262
I disagree with #8, sir, I think it should be everything Windows. And everything has water in it, in response to #77.
Posted: 2010-07-08 06:48:41 Report Reply
Ertrov
Ertrov
Rank: #40
But that would include the Zune, which sucks
Posted: 2010-07-29 17:49:44 Report Reply
cary139
cary139
Rank: #262
I said windows, not microsoft. they are different, if Im not mistaken. and I agree with you, it does suck.
Posted: 2011-04-25 21:22:57 Report Reply
Ertrov
Ertrov
Rank: #40
Nope, Windows is just another name for Microsoft. Just like Mac is another name for Apple.
Posted: 2011-04-26 12:39:16 Report Reply
Math
Math
Rank: #9
110 - IT'S MILES AWAY FROM ME!
Posted: 2010-07-30 05:44:52 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
i won't lie, you don't know what you are missing. this is not a list of why the US is better than where you live, only of why its great. i am sure your home is wonderful in many ways as well.
Posted: 2010-07-30 06:10:10 Report Reply
hornige1
Rank: #1238
That's dumb because the Coca-Cola Idea was made by the guy who created it mum who was English my friend so i shall call that a joint venture :)

England made it but America Expanded because the Guy who made Coca-Cola was sent to America during your Civil War Because the English were helping the South were he was put so take that History lession my friend and don't argue about this people it was on Discovery not Wikipedia were random un-educated people put false information 90 % of the time :D
Posted: 2010-07-30 13:27:40 Report Reply
cars in general the model is american.
Posted: 2010-08-20 21:28:43 Report Reply
I know British ancestors!!!!! ;)
Posted: 2010-08-21 12:54:40 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
you see dead people?
Posted: 2010-08-21 13:01:14 Report Reply
My mistake, it was meant to be another suggestion i forgot the comma :P
Posted: 2010-08-22 03:16:10 Report Reply
DarkHunter
DarkHunter
Rank: #33
I still prefer England, mainly because it's just nicer here. And plus we have our free healthcare.
Posted: 2011-04-26 05:29:13 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
its not free. you pay for it. there is no such thing in life as free. some one some where must pay for it. not sure what nicer means? nicer than Florida? than California? than Alaska or Hawaii? England has one weather, we have them all.
Posted: 2011-04-26 06:53:26 Report Reply
DarkHunter
DarkHunter
Rank: #33
Fair enough about that, and the weather thing was funny xD
But I still like England, America is a great place, went there on holiday (: Not many fat people, which is one sterotype there.
Posted: 2011-04-26 06:55:30 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
to say all people from the US are fat is to say all people from the UK have bad teach. Sure there are people who fit the description but to generalize is never wise.
Posted: 2011-04-26 06:59:31 Report Reply
DarkHunter
DarkHunter
Rank: #33
Yeah I know, I never once believed there were so many fat people in America.
Posted: 2011-04-26 07:02:54 Report Reply
Don't get me wrong, i do wan't to see america as i don't travel a lot, mainly my holidays are spent in the glorious irish villages, but i don't see a state worth visiting, now i know majority of the states have their own unique thing which makes the state different. But i guess i don't know enough to pick a area to visit. And damn, thats a lot of inventions, still though, proud to be British/Irish... I guess.
Posted: 2011-04-26 07:23:17 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
there is nothing wrong with having pride in your country. to be honest one must retake stock in who and what they are if you don't have national patriotism. for me i love where i live since we call it the "red neck riviera." where i live is one of the few places in the world you can kill a white tailed buck in the morning, catch a tuna in the gulf in the afternoon, then enjoy a crawfish boil at sunset on the bay. when you are ready i am sure you will cross the pond to see your cousins on the other hemisphere. we are diverse and proud of it.
Posted: 2011-04-26 07:35:45 Report Reply
Curuba
Curuba
Rank: #220
Worst thing about Germany is that once you are proud to be german and say how great it is you are a Nazi....
Thats actually pretty sad.
Posted: 2011-04-26 07:58:07 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
not all germans are nazie's. my favorite general from ww2 was the desert fox. he was not a nazi, but he did have pride in his country. i am not sure if you are aware of this, but ww2 has been over in europe since 1945.
Posted: 2011-04-26 08:08:55 Report Reply
Curuba
Curuba
Rank: #220
Yeah thats what I am always sayin... But still there are people who see it like I said before. During the Soccer World Championships many people had German flags hanging at their cars, houses and wherever they wanted and some people demanded to take them down. One of my teachers even said "it's disgusting"
Posted: 2011-04-26 08:12:39 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
please send a pic showing what german flag you are speaking about. if you are speaking of the german national flag, you teachers is a bigoted fool.
Posted: 2011-04-26 08:15:01 Report Reply
Curuba
Curuba
Rank: #220
I mean the normal German flag.

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I hated this teacher. And I hate people like that.
But I can't change anything about that.
Posted: 2011-04-26 08:20:07 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
you can change it. speak up when people act like fools. one day at a time we can make the world a better place.
Posted: 2011-04-26 08:24:47 Report Reply
Yeah it looks like a great state to visit, its just the plane prices and accommodation and what not. But i can't ignore my Irish roots, have you ever been to Ireland? the west coast is stunning, Amazing pubs and resteraunts, empty beaches (as a surf fanatic this is a great factor) Open to the pacific, such a amazing place.
Posted: 2011-04-26 08:00:00 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
i just got back from rome last week. i hate to say i have never made it to your part of the world. i would love to though. you live in a magical place.
Posted: 2011-04-26 08:06:31 Report Reply
A couple of my mates wen't to Rome, it sounds amazing, Hot at the moment though, yeah its awesome, shame about the economy and all that.
Posted: 2011-04-26 08:19:46 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
i agree. but to be in the colosseum will take your breath away.
Posted: 2011-04-26 08:26:11 Report Reply
Yeah, i have only seen it in pictures, just shows what we can build, with the restrictions of tools in those times, just for amusement.
Posted: 2011-04-26 08:31:16 Report Reply
Curuba
Curuba
Rank: #220
Nice list amigo!

But there is a big negative thing about the USA... And that thingy is called Wisonsin....

If you say america you should also count things like Buritos and Cape Horn. Since this whole continent is America. So please say the USA. Not just America.

But let's check the greatest thing about Europe:
1. Settled in what is now called the USA.
Posted: 2011-04-26 07:55:20 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
just as you will always be your parents child, you also live a life of your own. unless you want to tell me you parents always have and always will dictate your life what you say about the US is ignorant at best. not sure what your education is but the US has been its own nation for quite a while now. yes Europeans helped settle it, but did you know there are a lot of native Americans here? did you know there are a lot of African and Asian that also helped settle our great country? I am sorry that due to what ever reason you would like to give you have not studied the US war of Independence. Its a wonderful underdog story about some scrappy rebels who rid their country of an Empire to start their own republic. A revolutionary idea at the time as apposed to the monarchy that many "modern", for the time, countries had in place.
You say you have an issue with Wisconsin, care to elaborate?
Posted: 2011-04-26 08:04:43 Report Reply
Curuba
Curuba
Rank: #220
Calm down little girl.
That was meant to be positive. Like: only good thing europe ever did was sending people in their little boats over to America.

Hey but never mind. Just keep acting like the wise old guy who kind of insults everyone for little reasons.

Peace Brother!
Posted: 2011-04-26 08:09:36 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
my bad for taking you seriously when i should had know you are a joke.
peace lil brother, or sister, or what ever you claim to be.
Posted: 2011-04-26 08:13:21 Report Reply
Curuba
Curuba
Rank: #220
I claim to be male *thumbs up*
Posted: 2011-04-26 08:15:58 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
fair enough
Posted: 2011-04-26 08:18:32 Report Reply
Curuba
Curuba
Rank: #220
Hey you are one of those people who always have to have the last word?
(That's something we say in Germany. I dont know if people say it in America, too)
Posted: 2011-04-26 08:22:03 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
its all yours
Posted: 2011-04-26 08:23:52 Report Reply
Curuba
Curuba
Rank: #220
Well thank you good sir!
Posted: 2011-04-26 08:27:03 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
no no no, thank you.
Posted: 2011-04-26 08:29:36 Report
Curuba
Curuba
Rank: #220
No problem! And thanks again for the nice Thank you
Posted: 2011-04-26 10:28:01 Report
Baseball was invented in England, as well as Monopoly and Scrabble.
Plus Americans don't even speak their own language. ;-)
Posted: 2011-04-26 01:42:24 Report Reply
Football. Good Game.
Posted: 2011-04-26 05:41:23 Report Reply
Great game.
Posted: 2011-05-01 03:27:42 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
not sure what message you are trying to convey with your inaccurate statements.
Posted: 2011-04-26 06:57:06 Report Reply
Can you prove their inaccuracy?
Posted: 2011-05-01 03:27:19 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
I sure can. Now to answer the question will I? no, sorry, don't care to be an educator. Some things people must actively seek and learn. Its not their inaccuracy, its yours. Just because you say the wildest most off the wall thing doe not mean i will take time to prove your statements.
How about this, prove what you say is true. Lets start small. Like most people who don't know what they are talking about, go look up Monopoly and its history. then post your link to your facts. without having to search I already know the history. Here is a hint, Milton Bradly didn't want to buy the game during the great depression due to the fact that, they though it would be depressing as a game. Don't go learn for me, go learn for yourself.
Posted: 2011-05-01 07:47:20 Report Reply
Turns out I was right. If you were referring to 'The Landlord's Game', published in 1904 by Elizabeth Phillips, I'm sorry for confusing you. I was actually referring to the adaptation of that game published in the 1930's by John Wadding Ltd of the United Kingdom. In terms of baseball, I'm glad that there's no disagreement there. Look, no offence, but you come across as slightly pretentious. I know you may say 'that's who I am', but really no body likes it, and you do need people's help sometimes.
Posted: 2011-05-07 06:08:19 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
thats wonderful son but monopoly is a US original. thanks for playing, and do not pass go. In terms of baseball, thats strike two. Keep working at it and you might get it.
Posted: 2011-05-07 06:38:12 Report Reply
It's a common misconception that baseball originated in the States; it was actually a development from the British game of 'rounders'.
Posted: 2011-05-07 06:47:36 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
it was the evolution of a brit game. thats about the only part of what you have to say that is correct.
Posted: 2011-05-07 06:55:42 Report Reply
Ruleb
Ruleb
Rank: #151
Evidence; watch from 6:56:



Posted: 2011-05-07 07:03:29 Report Reply
One word: hero.
Posted: 2011-05-07 07:05:15 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
wow, so they say it on a game show and you think its true. hahahaahaha
Posted: 2011-05-07 07:13:13 Report Reply
Ruleb
Ruleb
Rank: #151
Gameshow with an army of paid researchers, input from an online forum (www.qi.com/talk/viewtopic.php?t=17808&start=0&sid=7
17982bde313fd8769d525243638383d
) and shown on a public service channel which, unlike Fox, is regulated so they can't say whatever they like. More reputable source than Wikipedia I'd say ( which also happens to agree:www.qi.com/talk/viewtopic.php?t=17808&start=0&
sid=717982bde313fd8769d525243638383d
). Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry.

But I'd add turning on a red light and free soft-drink refills to your list. Worth a thousand ball-games.
Posted: 2011-05-07 07:53:41 Report
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
to play baseball you need a baseball field. invented in the US.
Posted: 2011-06-08 08:02:52 Report Reply
TryThat
TryThat
Rank: #20
We should start a list of bad things about america.
#1-Highest obesity rate
#2-Highest crime rate
#3-Texans are dumb as f*ck
Feel free to continue this list and get more bad things than there are good things.
Posted: 2011-04-26 05:07:41 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
to say all Texans are dumb as fuck is well, ignorant. the statement does not make one think where ever you are from is well educated.
Posted: 2011-04-26 06:55:15 Report Reply
TryThat
TryThat
Rank: #20
ok, to say america is great because you have escalators is like saying fast food also makes america great. it doesnt, it makes people lazy and fat.
blueberries? how does that make america great? loads of countries have them.
dalmations on fire trucks? in what way does that make america great?
cowboys? have oyu watched videos of rodeo? all the torture and shit that happens at rodeos and how cowboys claim to love their animals and stuff but when a bull chases them they shit themselves and dont give a fuck about their horses. cba to say more, and why do you say "100 Great Things About America" and then post 101? how fucking stupid can you be?
Posted: 2011-04-26 08:15:35 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
you just don't get it do you my friend. i am sorry to see you are close minded and can not enjoy others cultures. it seems many young from europe on this site feel the same way. i am truly disappointed. to be fair that is only because i expected more. my mistake for thinking the young could be open minded.
Posted: 2011-04-26 08:21:47 Report Reply
TryThat
TryThat
Rank: #20
ok lets be open minded. England is far better than America and so are many other countries. Not everything in your list is exclusive to america or was infact invented by america. Therefore they are completely illigitimate reasons for america to be great. if you can accept that, THEN you can call me close minded, if not, you are also close minded and that would be even worse as that would also make you a hypocrite.
Posted: 2011-04-26 12:28:18 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
this is not a post about what country is the best. it has nothing to do with England. Only the US. I am sorry that your close minded world view makes it where to be proud of certain things from our country, makes you insecure about yours.
Posted: 2011-04-26 13:12:06 Report Reply
TryThat
TryThat
Rank: #20
Well I was being open minded and opened the post up to be about England too but you seem to be too close minded to do that. =/ Shame you are a hypocrite and a yank
Posted: 2011-04-27 11:56:36 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
this post is not about anything but the US. sorry if you can't handle that.
Posted: 2011-04-27 12:07:09 Report Reply
TryThat
TryThat
Rank: #20
and i was just trying to be open minded, you obviously are a close minded fuck and also a hypocrite XD have fun in america (where blueberries have to be used in a list of 100 great things about it)
Posted: 2011-04-28 07:01:07 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
i am sorry you have started using such language as to tell me it does not matter what i say, your mind is made up.
Posted: 2011-04-28 07:04:29 Report
TryThat
TryThat
Rank: #20
so why are there so many things on this list that only relate to america in such subtle and slight ways????
Posted: 2011-04-28 07:00:02 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
i am sorry you don't get it. one day you might but not today. i am sorry you see a list about this wonderful country and feel you must argue.
Posted: 2011-04-28 07:03:44 Report
umad?
Posted: 2011-04-26 05:41:15 Report Reply
2. The Constitution and the Bill of Rights
I have no idea what that is...

3. Baseball
I don't get baseball and never will.

4. Mount Rushmore
Couple of faces on a mountain and it probably took a lot of time and money to make this useless ting

5. Food in New Orleans
I don't get what's so special.

6. Rock and roll
American music is originally European music since America itself is originated from Europe

8. iPod, iPad, and everything Apple
Everything Apple is designed in America, but made in China

9. Barbecue
They are all over the world, not just America..

12. Buffalo
You can make a sentence out of buffalo only, big whoop.

13. Slam dunks
Are not important.

14. Broadway
If the Lion King ever closes, Cats will come back.

15. Bluebirds
What is that?

17. Mark Twain
Is who?

18. The national anthem
Of what country? I have to say, that's just self centered and also, have you even heard other national anthems. I think yours is nothing special.

19. Iced drinks
And they are only in America? Or were they even invented in America?

20. Beaches
I don't think so, have you ever tried the beaches in Iceland? Almost all of them with black sand, waves that are so extreme that if you don't watch yourself, you might be dead in a few seconds. The rocks in the water ate sharp and pointy and the waves hit them with full force making a really cool effect. Now say that your beaches are the best, because they're not. Our beaches are hardcore and there's nothing you can do about it!

21. Madison Square Garden
It's only a stage.

22. Delivery pizza
Also almost everywhere else.

23. The Grateful Dead
whatever that is.

25. The Super Bowl
The parties, the ads -- oh and a sports game, too

26. Fishing
that is if you count by how many, but if you count by percentage, which is only fair to smaller countries, i believe there is a big percentage of fishing for fun for example here in Iceland.

28. The Big Apple Circus
It's a circus, i like Cirque De Sole much better.

29. M&M's
It's chocolate with sugar. I prefer just chocolate.

32. Pickup trucks
They're not cool...

36. Mad Men
I don't get what's so fun.

37. New York/Boston sports rivalry
Bunch of no-brain all-muscle guys running around like idiots (which they are)

38. MRI machine
I have no idea what that is.

40. Archie Comics
Never seen them never intend to.

41. The Golden Gate Bridge
It's a bridge, other countries have bridges, too.

43. Fantasy football
Yeah, don't even get me started.

44. S'mores
Do I even have to ask what that is?

45. Trader Joe's
Cheap store, we all have them.

46. The 4th of July
Just like the 17th of June in Iceland. Yeah, you're not the only one.

48. March Madness
Whatever that is.

50. Kegs
Get people to drink too much and regret for at least a week.

52. Ice cream
I isn't that special and i'm pretty sure the Italian ones are better.

53. Yellowstone National Park
Volcano or not? I don't care.

55. Edward R. Murrow
Whoever that is.

57. Washington D.C. monuments at night
Weird statues with some different light...

61. Flip flops
They're extremely uncomfortable.

63. Napa wine
Italian and French is better.

64. Willie Nelson
I don't know, I don't care.

65. eBay
Where people steal from you and you can't do shit.

66. Blueberries
Exist not only in America.

67. The Rockettes
Don't know don't care

68. Charles Barkley
Don't know don't care

72. Veterans
Not only in America.

73. Steakhouses
Not only in America

74. The Tiffany box
Don't know don't care

76. The Great Lakes
Lakes... Big whoop.

77. Salt water taffy
Caramels.

81. Bonnie and Clyde
Never saw it don't intend to

82. Chewing gum
Not only in America

84. Religious freedom
Westboro Baptist Church. That is all.

85. Bagels
Not only in America

86. Judd Apatow films
Never saw don't intend to

87. The Billboard 100
Whatever that is.

88. Chipotle
Don't know don't care

89. Dalmatians on fire trucks
???

91. New Year's Eve
I'm pretty sure no one in Iceland watches Time Square because we're too busy blowing up tons and tons of fireworks per person, and I mean TONS.

93. Cowboys
Brokeback Mountain

94. Turducken
Wrong, and heart disease.

95. Netflix
I don't use it and I don't intend to.

96. Spring Break
we all have that

97. Escalators
Because you're too lazy to walk a few metres

98. Stand-up comedy
Not only in America

99. Redwood trees
they're trees.

101. Charlie Brown
Nope.

trollface - 100 Great Things About America

Posted: 2011-04-26 07:06:14 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
its ok that you don't get it. from the things you don't get one could speculate your age. you are a young one. i would guess 18?
Posted: 2011-04-26 07:24:52 Report Reply
I am 18, but still there are a lot of things that aren't only in America and also things that shouldn't be on the list :/
Posted: 2011-04-26 07:30:56 Report Reply
Curuba
Curuba
Rank: #220
I have to agree with you on many points Icelandygirl.
BUT!!:
Don't even try to argue about Icecream. Ben&Jerrys is the best. And if I say the best I mean like the fucking best Icecream you will ever eat in your life.
And Mark Twain... Are you seriously?! Huckelberry Finn and Tom Sawyer. Ever heard of em?
Posted: 2011-04-26 07:51:21 Report Reply
Aha, you don't say. I never really remember the names of authors XD
But Italian icecream is the best!!!
Posted: 2011-04-26 07:59:21 Report Reply
Curuba
Curuba
Rank: #220
I thought so too... but once you tried a Ben&Jerrys Strawberry Cheesecake you will love it. :)
Posted: 2011-04-26 08:02:04 Report Reply
Lol i'll make sure i try as soon as i can, Ben&Jerrys aren't so well found on Iceland :/
Posted: 2011-04-26 08:36:08 Report Reply
Curuba
Curuba
Rank: #220
Neither in Germany... just some spots but it's worth the seeking :D
Posted: 2011-04-26 10:29:44 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
no one said these things are only from the US only that these are some of the things that make this such a wonderful country. Its a shame that you would put off things that you don't know about as worthless. it is reasonable to assume from your train of thought that at the ripe old age of 18 if you don't know it now, you don't care. i have a feeling if you were to look at this list again when you are older and wiser, you would know who and why willy nelson is wonderful, why a full grown redwood tree can take your breath away and much more. just because you don't know, does not make it any less important. a wise man once said what i don't know could fill a book. i feel this saying holds true for your appraisal of this list.
Posted: 2011-04-26 09:15:21 Report Reply
Don't feed the idiots my man
Posted: 2011-04-26 09:16:54 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
i try not to give up on the ignorant. most idiots don't know any better.
Posted: 2011-04-26 09:20:35 Report Reply
You are a good man
Posted: 2011-04-26 09:22:35 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
at times. we all fall short at times.
Posted: 2011-04-26 09:24:00 Report Reply
dude, no need to get butthurt. that's just my opinion and I have a right to have one and share it with other people. If you are going to go against human rights and saying my opinion is wrong when it's just a matter of personal taste, then i'm just not going to reply.
Posted: 2011-04-26 12:07:21 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
i never said you don't have a right to your opinion. just as i have a right to form an opinion about you based on what you say. so don't get your butt hurt.
Posted: 2011-04-26 13:14:04 Report Reply
TryThat
TryThat
Rank: #20
No reply yet johne? C'mon, tell her that she is wrong and that america is the best. Exactly, shut up.
Posted: 2011-04-26 12:40:16 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
no reply yet? that statement could make one think all you do is sit around and troll the net. i never knew there was a time table. tell me my friend. this post is not about the US being the best, yet that is a statement you have provided. i wonder where all the ill will comes from.
Posted: 2011-04-26 13:18:29 Report Reply
He knows he's wrong so he's not replying :p
Posted: 2011-04-26 12:48:02 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
i never said you don't have a right to your opinion. just as i have a right to form an opinion about you based on what you say. so don't get your butt hurt.
Posted: 2011-04-26 13:15:27 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
i never said you don't have a right to your opinion. just as i have a right to form an opinion about you based on what you say. so don't get your butt hurt.
Posted: 2011-04-26 13:15:27 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
i never said you don't have a right to your opinion. just as i have a right to form an opinion about you based on what you say. so don't get your butt hurt.
Posted: 2011-04-26 13:15:27 Report Reply
TryThat
TryThat
Rank: #20
why have you done the same reply so many times? and if this post is not about america being the best then why are you defending america from every single comment that anybody ever says that makes america look even slightly bad?
Posted: 2011-04-27 11:55:16 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
why are you taking shots it when ever you can? why are you so scared of some one being proud of their country? nothing was said about your home land but due to some insecurity you must claim yours to be the best. my friend this is not about who is best. a concept that many find hard to understand i know, but only about good things we enjoy. either you comprehend what this post is or you don't.
Posted: 2011-04-27 12:05:17 Report Reply
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johnecash
johnecash
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thank you playing but wrong.
Posted: 2010-08-21 12:46:56 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
thanks you for playing but you are incorrect. please try again and don't forget your door prize on the way out.
Posted: 2010-08-21 12:48:32 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #103
did you really just say "feel that burn" there? really? after reading your wiki article, what a shame so many people rely on Wikipedia like its a god, i can see how young you are. do you know the differences between in internet and the world wide web? according to your article;
British engineer and computer scientist and MIT professor credited with inventing the World Wide Web, making the first proposal for it in March 1989.
the internet has been around a lot longer than 1989. yes young one there was an online community even before 1989 going back as far as the 50's. so i ask again, do you know what the difference between the world wide web and the internet is? its ok not to know something. we all once new nothing until we learned.
ps i just had to;
"Feel that burn."
Posted: 2010-08-21 13:12:32 Report Reply
Madmat155
Madmat155
Rank: #662
Johnecash is actually right, America did invent the internet.

America = internet creation -----> proof

www.tech-faq.com/who-invented-the-internet.html
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johnecash
johnecash
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can i prove it? yes. but i don't have to prove it. if you prefer to believe information that is not true it is not my job to educate you. if you need help with your studies i will gladly point you down the road but first you must try on your own. your only hint young one is DARPA
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